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Pay Back 2/19/2005 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. <br> "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh good grief! You're cook 0 Comments, 167 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Letter to the Wrong Wife... 2/19/2005 A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 2 0 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why God Made Moms 2/19/2005 (Answers given by elementary school age to the following questions.) <br> Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean t 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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God and Ice Cream 2/19/2005 Last week I took my to a restaurant. My six-year-old asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you mo 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Explains God 2/19/2005 This was written by an 8 year old, Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. I just wonder if any of us could do as well??? & 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Old Men Can Still Think! 2/10/2005 An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was pr 0 Comments, 2186 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chinese Fable 2/8/2005 A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. <br> One pot had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always 0 Comments, 619 Views, 0 Votes | |
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His Name was Fleming 2/6/2005 His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Little Things 1/31/2005 The 'L I T T L E' things . <br> As you might know, the head of the company survived 9/11 because his started kindergarten. <br> Another fellow was alive because it was his tu 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tequila & Salt 1/29/2005 You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.... <br> There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. <br> At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Don’t Mess with Grandma! 1/29/2005 An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to s 0 Comments, 872 Views, 0 Votes | |
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God's Watching 1/23/2005 The were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Science Class 1/23/2005 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I woul 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Classroom Photo 1/23/2005 The had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. <br> "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sibling Rivalry 1/23/2005 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandmen 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Drawing God 1/23/2005 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each 's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Whale of a Tale 1/23/2005 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. <br> The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal i 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP 1/23/2005 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. <br> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. <br> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. & 0 Comments, 256 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Job Description for a Dalmatian 1/22/2005 A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The started discussin 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Coffee for Grandma 1/22/2005 A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. <br> When she got to the bottom, the 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Pregnant Fireman 1/22/2005 " Give me a sentence about a public servant, " said a teacher. <br> The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." <br> The teacher took the lad aside to 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Learning to Make Babies 1/22/2005 A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." <br> The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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20,000 Leaks 1/22/2005 Our five-year-old Mark couldn't wait to tell his friend about the movie we had watched on television, "20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea." <br> The scenes with the submarine and the giant o 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Learning the Ten Commandments 1/22/2005 A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. <br> Susie raised her hand, sto 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Grandma's Age 1/22/2005 When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied "I'm not sure." <br> "Look in your underwear, Grandma, " he advised. "Mine says I'm four." 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Grandma & God 1/22/2005 My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" <br> I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" <br> 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Grandma's Childhood 1/22/2005 A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We ro 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Grandchild's Freckles 1/22/2005 An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who wa 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lotus Touts 1/19/2005 ONE Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. <br> TWO Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any 0 Comments, 146 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lessons From a Hurricane 1/17/2005 I dedicate this to all those dear souls who endured 4 hurricanes in Florida last summer! <br> * Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill. * No matter how many times you fl 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes |
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