Advice Lines Question by bigblock
More Questions - 12/30/2013 IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE. >> I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND A 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Question Four - 12/15/2013 WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES? 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Question Three - 12/12/2013 IF A DEAF SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP? 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Question two - 12/9/2013 DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY? 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Question - 12/8/2013 WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY', THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND? 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Question - 12/8/2013 WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY', THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND? 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Blood Transfusion Alert - 12/5/2013 This was approved and authorized by the Northwest Arkansas Medical society! MEDICAL UPDATE Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion! This is good to 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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New Saying - 12/2/2013 Give a Man a Fish and He eats for a day Teach a man to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink Beer all day 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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The less Generation - 11/25/2013 This pretty well sums it up!!! WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!! *Our Phones ~ Wireless *Cooking ~ Fireless *Cars ~ Keyless *Food ~ Fatless *Tires ~ Tubeless *Dress ~ Sleeveless *Youth 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Christmas Card for everyone - 11/20/2013 MERRY CHRISTMAS YOUR FIRST CHRISTMAS CARD Cleverly done!!! Twas two months before Christmas When all through our land, 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Perhaps we can save the porch after all. - 11/13/2013 I sent a personal invite to Alfie(hawkslayer) to start some of his stories over on the Magazine page. I don't know for sure but I think we can breathe some new life into the Porch. Alfie has s told me 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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What a job. - 3/20/2013 Oh my Lord I didn't know the porch could get into such a mess. The chairs are so dusty, it took Mrs Joe and Nancy L the biggest part of the morning to get them all dusted off. The porch itself was a f 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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New Owners - 9/7/2012 I got the strangest phone call the other day. It was from the fraud division of our bank. They told me that there had been some strange activity on my bank card. Well with my hearing deviancy and my n 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Don't even get to censor my received e-mail - 8/30/2012 Yesterday I got an e-mail so I go to the in-box to read it. It was already removed for abuse. Golly gee whiz I would like to make that judgment myself. SFF took all the fun out of it. Whats your opini 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Heat - 6/24/2012 We were out camping last weekend and although it was not super hot we found ourselves going back inside several times to cool off. We took off this morning and went fishing and were comfortable until 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Best Wishes - 1/1/2012 Mrs Block and I want to wish all of the porch dwellers the HAPPIEST OF NEW YEARS!!! You all are the greatest and the most loyal friends anyone could ask to have. 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Occupy Arrests - 12/29/2011 Yesterday 7 Occupy Protester's were arrested at Mitt Romney Campaign Headquarters in Des Moines. Today at Ron Paul Headquarters here in my city of residence Ankeny 5 more were arrested.These followed 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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not a question - 12/24/2011 To all the wonderful people here on the porch. HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and a WONDROUS and JOYOUS NEW YEAR1111 From Bigblock and Mrs block 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Questions - 8/7/2011 Have you ever wondered, if both the Republicans and Democrats are against deficits, why do we have deficits? Have you ever wondered, if all the politician's are against inflation and high tax 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Iowa Democra - 6/29/2011 I was reading the Iowa Democrat Platform. Among the items they support is the return to the pre-1954 Pledge of Allegiance. Just what do they mean ? How many of you know what they have to do to the Ple 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Don"t mess with older women - 6/12/2011 One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assist 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Credit Cards - 6/8/2011 I would bet most of us here have been getting or have gotten the you have Pre-Approved for a Master Card or Visa in the mail. Well this gave me an idea, lets all send the Congress and the Administrati 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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English Lesson ???? - 6/5/2011 No English Dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE a 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Quote of the year - 5/29/2011 "Thanking Obama for killing bin Laden is like going into McDonalds and thanking Ronald McDonald for the hamburger. Its the guy cooking the burger that should get the credit, not the Clown." 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Defict or Debt - 5/12/2011 What with all the hoopla over the budget and raising the Debt Ceiling. I think its time to address this issue. Suppose you spend more money than you make this month. This situation is called 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Mothers Day - 5/7/2011 Just wanting to wish all the mothers a HAPPY MOTHERS DAY. 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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understanding - 4/18/2011 I am so worked up today. I get a phone call from a credit card company telling me we are behind over $250 dollars on our account. Of course it is one of those automated call where you punch numbers. I 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Lost Patience - 4/1/2011 I have lost my patience over a skyrocketing $1.6 TRILLION dollar deficit!!Along with our lawmakers inability to agree on cutting even a minuscule $60 billion from a bloated and obscene federal budget. 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Old Indian Saying - 3/23/2011 When told the reason for daylight savings time the old Indian replied "Only the Government Would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a larger bla 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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Buyers Remorse - 3/21/2011 Now with Dennis Kucinich and other Democrat Congress people looking into the process of how to impeach Barack Obama. The bombing of Libya has started their inquiry. As a group these Democrats are bitt 2 response(s), 15 votes |
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