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Articles by nemo51

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7  Articles
The Silent Treatment   11/13/2004

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at


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nemo51 72 F
7  Articles
Gotta love it!   11/4/2004

A preacher goes to a nursing home to meet an elderly parishioner. <br> He notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed. He takes one. <br> As they talk, he can't help himself and


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nemo51 72 F
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Just a joke!   9/9/2004

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. <br> The Brunette team rides in the bottom


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nemo51 72 F
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Great to be a woman!   9/8/2004

It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog


5 Comments, 52 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
nemo51 72 F
7  Articles
You're Out!   8/28/2004

Three Ladies at the Game This is a detective story so pay close attention!!! <br> Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first Cubs <br> baseball game. They smug


5 Comments, 67 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
nemo51 72 F
7  Articles
Dress rules for the over 50 crowd   8/15/2004

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided. <br> 1. A nose ring and bifocals. <br> 2. Spiked hair and b


5 Comments, 97 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
nemo51 72 F
7  Articles
I prefer not to answer all those profiles that say"prefer not to answer"   7/6/2004

I had 6 new matches today! I read about them and I read about the kind of women they were looking for and then the dreaded "prefer not to answer" part! Height, weight, even eye color! I know alot o


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