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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
The Female Rules   11/30/2019

1. The always makes THE RULES. <br><br> 2. THE RULES are subject change without notice. <br><br> 3. No can possibly know all THE RULES. <br><br> 4. If the suspe


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
The Cowboy and the Preacher   11/30/2019

Sunday, a cowboy went church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
What Women Want from Men:   11/30/2019

1.Give sympathy, not solutions. 2.Cuddle more. 3.Be romantic. 4.'Make love, ' not just 'have sex.' 5.Be neater. 6.Be good with foreplay. 7.Be emotionally open. 8.Be able have a conve


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Bling   11/29/2019

huh


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Blondes change a lightbulb   11/28/2019

blondes are attempting change a light bulb. of them decides 9: <br><br> Blonde: We need help. We're blondes changing a light bulb. <br><br> Operator: Hmmmmm. You put


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Blonde Sky Divers   11/28/2019

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. <br><br> The brunette jumps the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. <br><br> She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. &


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Are You Really Sure?   11/28/2019

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" <br><br> In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Blonde Car Accident   11/28/2019

day, while a blonde was driving her car, she ran into a truck. <br><br> The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get of the car. <br><br> He took a


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Fun to do in elevators   11/6/2019

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator <br><br> 1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. <br><br> <br><br> 2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of you


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Bad to say at funerals   11/6/2019

Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral <br><br> 1.Geez, what died in here? <br><br> <br><br> 2.He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. <b


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Cards not in Hallmark   11/6/2019

Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark <br><br> 1."Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." <br><br> <br><br> 2."How could


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Television from Iraq   11/6/2019

Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq <br><br> 1."Husseinfeld" <br><br> <br><br> 2."Mad About Everything" <br><br> <br><br> 3


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman   11/6/2019

1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertis


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
HA H A HA HA   10/15/2019

lmao


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Addiction to the Intertnet and coffee   10/15/2019

LOL


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
The guide for all men   10/11/2019

WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED <br><br> Yes = No <br><br> No = Yes <br><br> Maybe = No <br><br> I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry. <br><br>


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
A woman's dictionary   10/11/2019

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. <br><br> Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pul


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
A list of redneck computer terms   10/11/2019

Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. <br><br> Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern. <br><br> Bug - The reason you is a giv'


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
A man's translations   10/11/2019

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... <br><br> "IT'S A GUY THING" <br><br> T


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DarkHorse5 48 M
20  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Guide for all women   10/11/2019

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: <br><br> I'M HUNGRY. I'm hungry. <br><br> I'M SLEEPY. I'm sleepy. <br><br> I'M TIRED.


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