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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
Oh No   12/27/2017

Looking For the Perfect Woman ......................... Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they would produce equally beautiful offspring. To achieve his goal, Adam went out to explore the world and look for the woman who would meet his high standards and with whom he could spend the rest of his ...


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
Old Farts   12/19/2017

They say that the way to a man's hearts Is good food from soup to tarts. A chocolate eclair Will stiffen him there, But too much will give him the farts


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
Not Nice   12/18/2017

There once was a man named Ron Rice Whose privates were ravaged by lice He scrubbed and he scratched, But still more were hatched If you've had it, you know it ain't nice.


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
A Dress   12/15/2017

When her -year-old daughter began asking questions about the facts of life, the mother carefully explained how babies were made. For several days, the child went over this fainating new material with her mother. ''So the sperm from Daddy fertilizes the ovum from Mommy and the baby is carried in Mommy's tummy.'' ''That's right, hy'' her mother said. ...


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
Oh Sally   12/12/2017

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
Go Figure   12/4/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. <br><br> 'Happy Holidays!'


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
Think about it   12/1/2017

What deep thinkers men are... <br><br> I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about ...


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
Do Not Over do it   11/28/2017

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride ...


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
This   11/21/2017

Two girlfriends are having a conversation about their boyfriends when the first one says: "My boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls at once." The other replies, "Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him?" I said, "If you can't satisfy one woman, why would you want to piss off two? .................................... <br><br> Two girls were ...


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
READ   1/5/2017

Look - Bulk Mail Sucks. Requests for extra verification &/or join my site is an insult. I've just turned 66, retired & a widower [18 mo.s now] - no pervert, but an experienced lover. I'd like to find out more about you & see if we match up, however, I need to see a photo or 2 and -of course- UR location [I'm in Metry, LA]. Last X 4 U - try andrea.gereighty at att. Net = No BS.


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deb915 64 F
6  Articles
2nd Date Anticipation   10/19/2015

Second date anticipation is always the worst. The woman reaches out to say thank you for the initial date or sometimes it is the man, then you wait. What is a reasonable amount of time before you figure there was not a connection? (Don’t use having had sex on the first date as a barometer of how the date went. Even if it was something that you usually don’t do, but went with the feelings of ...


1 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
deb915 64 F
6  Articles
Early Stages of Online Relationships   10/18/2015

Something catches your eye about their post. You may like something they said, perhaps the site has told you he was the match for you, or maybe the smile said this is a genuine person I want to get to know. What is online is often so far from the real person that you can’t begin to imagine, later, when you look back, what was the connection in the first place.

One thing I have ...


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Free weekend   8/15/2012

I must congratulate the management of S.F. for giving us this weekend free. This will enable ordinary members to contact anyone they fancy, and hopefully will result in romance, or at least lasting new friends. Please avail of it everybody....


1 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
Life is too short!   10/19/2010

I wonder why some women in a relationship, or usually married, use s-x as a weapon, and refuse to make love to their partner/husband. This usually happens after a row, when he does not obey her, or indeed for no reason....


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spiritwoman45 73 F
1  Article
What do You Really Want?   12/1/2009

This is my second time on this site. First time was a success. Resulted in an exclusive relationship that lasted for 3 years so I know it works. However, both times I ran into something I don't understand.

Some of you men are patient and understanding and are genuinely interested in a relationship. Then there are the others. I have had numerous responses from men who state the ...


1 Comments, 150 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
A date with a SFF member ! ! !   9/23/2009

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I finally went out with a SFF member. We e-mailed. We talked on the phone.

We met at a restaurant for safety. We got along so well and we saw sparks. She lived near by and she invited me up.

It was a beautiful clean condo. She turned the lights down and put ...



2 Comments, 66 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
_JKH54_ 64 M
26  Articles
This is true!   2/23/2009

No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start now and make a brand new ending....


1 Comments, 36 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
Relationships   12/28/2008

Looking at the posts on our site, and the requirements which a lot of us have for "soulmates", I wonder are we setting our sights too high. Most of us set up a list of requirements, such as single, not married, slim, non smoker, non drinker, clean, well mannered, dancer, able to cook, age, etc. etc. etc.

Paper does not refuse ink, and a computer will print everything you type. Therefore ...


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Relationship   12/27/2008

I often wonder if things might have been different. I am a Catholic married to a devout Catholic. We got married in 1966, and as birth control was against our faith, we practiced the "safe period".This was not very "safe", and we had four children, fairly quickly. During that time the then Pope published "Humanae Vitae", which affirmed the rules of the Church, and again outlawed artificial ...


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Two Dollar Bills Aren't Real . . . $ $ $ $ $ $   8/1/2008

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I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them back into circulation. The younger generation doesn”t know they exist!

On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold were a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a $2 bill, ...



1 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
buddie 76 F
5  Articles
Mark my e-bedpost!   4/14/2008

Ladies, am I the only one? You start a correspondence with a gent in here, he seems interesting, after a note or two-he asks for your email adress. Then starts the endless stream of cut and posts (headed by addresses of numerous other ladies). Is this some kind of cyber belt notching?


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Yes Doctor, I know What You Are Doing!   2/24/2007

A beautiful voluptuous blonde woman goes to a gynecologist.
The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalismgoes out the window.
He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed, he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes, " she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or ...



1 Comments, 165 Views, 21 Votes ,3.00 Score
What to do.   9/29/2006

We are all senior people who are members of this site. A lot of us are looking for new relationships. Most of us have been in several relationships over the years, some good and some not so good. However, over the years, we have gained a lot of experience. Most of us know our bodies very well, and also the bodies of the opposite \bsexo?\b. We know what we want, and what we need, and indeed ...


3 Comments, 131 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
TheHag 71 F
26  Articles
A NEW SLANT ON A VERY OLD PROBLEM   9/16/2006

I don't know how it could be brought about, but on the issue of "marriage" I'd like to see a total separation of Church and state - because marriage is the closest and most widely accepted blending of the two that we have in our society.
I'd like to see a state-recognized DOMESTIC PARTNERS CONTRACT that would be entered into for a set amount of time and had to be renewed at the ...


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Gaye38 80 F
2  Articles
Some Pointers For Building a Relationship.   8/23/2006

Building a good relationship starts with communication, getting to know each other, being willing to listen to each other, and last but not least being able to trust each other. You both must be completely truthful, many a relationship has gone sour because one of the parties lied to the other and was finally caught, once that happens the trust starts to fade, the feelings start to change. ...


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A male fantasy.   6/14/2006

To be married to a good looking woman, who would maintain her figure, and always look good. To be able to support this lady, and that She would not have to work. This woman would keep the house, cook the meals, and never refuse to make love. She would be a friend, and I would be able to confide in her, and get good advice. WE would have mutual friends, whom we would entertain, and be ...


3 Comments, 159 Views, 16 Votes ,4.45 Score
CHUCKIEDUCKIE 79 M
2  Articles
Do We REALLY want a "relationship"?   3/27/2006

There is no question that many of us who visit personal sites want to meet people, date people, and enjoy the company of some of the people we meet. BUT, do we do these things because we want a "relationship" or because we start out thinking a relationship is what we want but then just cannot seem to find the "right" person with whom to have one?
I think the word "relationship" is ...


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yaaka 44 F
2  Articles
Am broken hearted   3/16/2006

my dear friend let me hope that you will help me. Am asingle mum who was broken heraten by the father of my little ten months baby he was arested i looked for more all to put hime out when i was 3months prigant but he left me for some else till now he has never seen kids .what can i do being asingle mum is toooooooooo hard my dear ones.


0 Comments, 81 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
Parisdreamer10 74 F
14  Articles
Have You Consulted Your Chinese Horoscope?   10/15/2005

I copied this off my profile page, Hope SFF doesn't mind. I thought it sure sounded like me! What do think about what YOURS says about YOU? Do you make use of this service when seeing if a potential date is compatible? <br> I am a Sheep..... <br> PERSONALITY: You always put others before yourself. You will never intentional hurt others. If somehow you do hurt ...


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Parisdreamer10 74 F
14  Articles
Men, Does YOURS Have a Name? What If We All Named Ours>>   8/10/2005

This Will probably be a disaster like the one about false teeth, but here goes>>>> I have "heard" that some men NAME their Male Part.(YES, I KNOW THE Real NAME FOR IT and alot of the nick names, too) Would it make things easier and less awkard to discuss certain things in more or less the third person? Imagine saying in sort of baby talk, something like, "Lil Lucy" ...


3 Comments, 306 Views, 23 Votes ,3.60 Score
Parisdreamer10 74 F
14  Articles
I Think Bald Men Are Sexy!   8/8/2005

I find most bald guys are sexy. It is a fact that they have higher testosteroneoooone (LOL I get carried away when I say that word)levels. Of course if I found a man with a full head of hair, I would not rule him out, just because of that.(HaHa) It breaks my heart that one of my two sons(age39) has an image problem just because he has a little balding spot on the back of his head like ...


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Parisdreamer10 74 F
14  Articles
I Took The Personality Profile, WoopDeDo, So, Do I ..........?   8/8/2005

Great! I am a GENTLE ARTIST personality type. I have waited for a month or so....No one has contacted me saying they are my matching type. Do I adopt the attitude of one of the two Vultures sitting on the high wire that over looked a busy hiway when he said to the other one (while waiting for ROADKIL, "Be patient, HELL, Im going out and kill something" In other words, do I take things ...


0 Comments, 108 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Gaye38 80 F
2  Articles
A few pointers to building a good relationship   5/20/2005

Building a good relationship starts with communication, getting to know each other, being willing to listen to each other, and last but not least being able to trust each other. You both must be completely truthful, many a relationship has gone sour because one of the parties lied to the other and was finally caught, once that happens the trust starts to fade, the feelings start to change. ...


1 Comments, 624 Views, 74 Votes ,6.58 Score
Fear.   1/11/2005

Everybody fears something, and most people fear rejection. That is why we are afraid to attempt to form new relationships. This should not be so, as we have all a lifetime of experience, dealing with people. We have all learned from previous relationships, and should not make the same mistakes again. I say if you fancy some one nice, go for it, if you are rejected don't be discouraged, ...


0 Comments, 164 Views, 19 Votes ,5.63 Score
frenchsalsa2 72 F
29  Articles
Response to… Why Hurt Someone you Don’t know.   10/1/2004

Firstly, nacsingle, remember that this is the internet (cyberspace, in other words), so expecting to find honorable people here all the time is simply a fantasy! Just a little bit of advice here, when you meet these men, do you feel if they have paid attention to you, that you may be coming on a little too strong…maybe too many hopes…reading into their feelings too quickly? ...


0 Comments, 66 Views, 25 Votes ,7.23 Score
sassyandsweet 66 F
3  Articles
Male vs Female Mentality in re: Married vs Single   3/28/2004

I have seen many articles concerning married people, mostly males viewing and contacting females on here. In the survey part of the responses it is clearly marked that females are on one side of the fence and males are on the other. That is so often how our society in general feels. Women are sympathetic to the wives of the men who contact us and the men agree with other men that we ...


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dinty3 74 M
4  Articles
re: when will men wake up and smell the coffee   11/24/2003

This article had a few valid points, but why do men bring up sex in their profiles? There are countless reasons for this, perhaps they have left a lovless marriage where the partner has no desire in physical love due to hormonal shifts, an operation where she no longer feels like a whole woman and have lost self worth(these can be treated with interpersonal communication and seeking ...


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