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When the Honeymoon is Over 6/23/2005
It's an odd situation that affects almost all of us.
What do we do to spice things up when the "Honeymoon
is over"? Some people say a vacation, others say a
bedroom wardrobe and others say counseling. Any ideas
on what the best fix is?
1 Comments, 127 Views,
3 Votes
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Past Relationships 6/23/2005
If your last Relationship(s) have been wonderful, keep
them locked in your heart and keep them safe. Those memories
belong to you and you alone. And they are your treasure.
<br>
If they were lousy or worse, throw them away, they are old
trash. That bag needs never to be opened again.
1 Comments, 117 Views,
13 Votes
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How to Attract Her 6/2/2005
The age old question for men...."How do I get her attention?"
Well, you May have already gotten her attention and don't
even know it. On an everyday basis, I think we are observed
more than we know. These are my ideas that will apply in most
cases: 1. Be clean. No one likes to see dirty hands or clothes.
If you smell like your favorite hunting dog, expect dogs
to be attracted to you. ...
1 Comments, 145 Views,
11 Votes
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In need of advice 5/24/2005
New to meeting people on internet. Have winked and been
winked at. Have viewed profile and looks fine. Have e-mail
address and ready to go...where? Where to start? How much
is too much/too little? Would appreciate you input.
2 Comments, 269 Views,
11 Votes
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Response to "Matronly doesn't cut it" .........this isn't Victoria's Secret 5/24/2005
Do you see pictures here of men showing a little leg, waist
or cleavage? Do men here look like Chippendale models?
No on both counts. Women who post a photo showing self-esteem,
good taste and restraint should be praised, not criticized.
Good for the women in showing that this is the year 2004,
not the era of the woman who had to rely only on the physical
being to have value on this ...
0 Comments, 29 Views,
90 Votes
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A Wink or A Note 5/8/2005
A Wink is fun but even a returned winked is only that. Just
a Wink. Some of us cannot respond. Wouldn't a little
note be better? You know something like "Hi, I think
you're cute" or "Love Your Smile"
etc. It really wouldn't take much but might get a response.
<br>
Sometimes when we get a wink, if we wink back we are hoping
for some kind of response. The wink doesn't seem to
lead ...
1 Comments, 101 Views,
7 Votes
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Chinese Fable 5/2/2005
A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the
ends of a pole which he carried across his neck.
<br>
One pot had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect
and always delivered a full portion of water.
<br>
At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the
cracked pot arrived only half full.
<br>
For a full two years this ...
0 Comments, 619 Views,
86 Votes
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How to Cross a River 4/30/2005
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon
a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the
other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
<br>
The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God
gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim
across the river in about two hours, after almost ...
0 Comments, 39 Views,
6 Votes
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What We Are Looking For 4/23/2005
Chat rooms are suppose to be Fun. It's Fantasy Land.
Our Walt Disney World.....right at our finger tips. Where
else can we meet and talk to folks all over the globe.
This is where we go when we are all alone and hoping to find
a friend. We can be anyone we want to be. Silly if we want to
and no one to say we are just a bit off center. A place of solace
and enjoyment when we are down ...
3 Comments, 266 Views,
14 Votes
,3.30 Score |
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The KEY TO HAPPINESS! 4/17/2005
YOU Need to Know
There are so many bad ways to guide your life. If you buy
into superficial beauty, and poor values, life will be
questionable.
Age can bring you either wisdom and satisfaction, or crush
your life. The path you choose to follow can be strongly
affected by others.
<br>
It’s your life. Want a good one?
<br>
...
0 Comments, 178 Views,
10 Votes
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Pay Back 3/21/2005
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
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"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh good
grief! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh Good Grief !
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going
to STICK! Careful CAREFUL! I said be ...
2 Comments, 167 Views,
13 Votes
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Want to Jump Out of Bed Everyday? 3/21/2005
Want Love?
Stop Being A Dork! Grow Up! Romance novels, magazines,
and movies are for money! Don't let their ideas screw
up your life.
Get a great life! I am 55 and still haven’t found my soul
mate. I have great values, and a wonderful life, filled
with intensity and adventure! Meeting members of the opposite
sex is difficult to avoid.
Most don't have lives ...
1 Comments, 100 Views,
8 Votes
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TO BE HAPPY YOU MUST KNOW! 3/7/2005
TO BE HAPPY YOU MUST KNOW!
Sex is not the #1 value value in your life, even though it
is very important! If you let it interfere with your judgment,
you are in for a really bad time.
This list is important in your life! So here it is. (Don’t
be a stupid s***, not knowing this could really mess up your
life!)
You must judge this without asking. IF NOT PATIENT ENOUGH, ...
1 Comments, 224 Views,
13 Votes
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getting this club going is easy... 3/4/2005
Just because you are over 50, don't give up on people
as friends.
I joined to meet up with someone I couldn't write to
without a membership, and wandered the chatlines to see
who was on, and discovered nobody wants to talk unless its
to the right person.
Maybe its time people became more open and friendly and
chatted a bit freely.
There seems to be a snotty attitude of priggy ...
0 Comments, 55 Views,
50 Votes
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What's Wrong With Women? 2/24/2005
What’s Wrong With Women?
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There are Women, and there are Ladies. Speaking from a woman’s
point of view, I am more afraid of Women.
Most women are pretty nice, at least before some man messes
them up. They can really be a treacherous enemy. Or they
can be the sweetest possible heart you can find anywhere.
Especially if a man is in the picture.
It is bad ...
5 Comments, 217 Views,
11 Votes
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Why God Made Moms 2/22/2005
(Answers given by elementary school age to the
following questions.)
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Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape
is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
<br>
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a ...
1 Comments, 113 Views,
4 Votes
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His Name was Fleming 2/18/2005
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer.
One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he
heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped
his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in
black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling
to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what
could have been a slow and terrifying death.
...
1 Comments, 73 Views,
4 Votes
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Why Asking For Sex Is A Turn Off 2/14/2005
A large part of the Male population think they should ASK
FOR SEX. Don't they know the turnoff is in the asking?
Do men think women are so dumb as to not know what a man wants?
If she was willing in the first place, the asking will probably
send all romantic ideas out the window.
A woman sees sex as a gift to someone she really cares for.
Why would a man want to ruin a good thing. ...
2 Comments, 43 Views,
38 Votes
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LAME 2/12/2005
Does anyone out 'there' think this is the '...friendfinder'
are the LAMEST personal services out there?
First, they don't let you actually 'see'
the profiles and PICTURES (browse) before joining...hmmmmmm
THAT should tell one something!
Then, IF one does get suckered into joining, one gets 'matches'
that are nothing like the criteria listed.
Thirdly, many of the contact members ...
3 Comments, 160 Views,
11 Votes
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What's Wrong With Men? 2/12/2005
What’s Wrong With Men ?
<br>
Ok, so here we go with a birds eye view of the inner misgivings
of a man.
An entire room full of wonderful women. God Fearing, Smart,
Pretty, Honest, Thoughtful, Intelligent, Caring, Faithful,
Loving, Kind, Hard working, Dedicated, Inspiring, Friendly,
Heart filled, Giving, and Willing women. All except one.
That one is deceitful, ...
3 Comments, 147 Views,
11 Votes
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Advice. Friends Have Great Lives? Who guided them? 2/10/2005
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN
TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD
I TOOK THE ONE LESS TRAVELED BY
AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
Paraphrased R. Frost
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DIFFERENCE IS STRENGTH
Just exactly what does this mean? How can what is bad for
most, be good for individuals? Here are some examples.
The America Cup Race was 114 years old when this ...
1 Comments, 75 Views,
2 Votes
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Keep Your Fork 2/5/2005
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal
illness and had been given three months to live. So as she
was getting her things "in order, " she contacted
her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain
aspects of her final wishes.
<br>
She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service,
what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she ...
0 Comments, 624 Views,
79 Votes
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Lotus Touts 2/2/2005
ONE
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
<br>
TWO
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
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THREE
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep
all you want.
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FOUR
When you say, "I love you, " mean it.
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FIVE
When you ...
0 Comments, 146 Views,
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Your Dessert Personality 2/2/2005
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front
of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, then
look to see what psychiatrists think about you!
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(Sorry you can only pick one)
<br>
Angel Food Cake
Brownies
Lemon Meringue
White Cake with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Shortcake
Chocolate on Chocolate Cake
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake
...
0 Comments, 106 Views,
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A Whale of a Tale 1/28/2005
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
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The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.
<br>
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was ...
0 Comments, 92 Views,
14 Votes
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Cough Syrup 1/21/2005
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning
heavily against a wall.
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The owner asks the clerk: "What's with that guy
over there by the wall?"
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The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning
to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the
cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
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The owner, ...
0 Comments, 55 Views,
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Lessons From a Hurricane 1/21/2005
I dedicate this to all those dear souls who endured 4 hurricanes
in Florida last summer!
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* Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill.
* No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't
work without electricity.
* can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller
in their hand.
* Cats are even more irritating without power.
* He ...
1 Comments, 35 Views,
4 Votes
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Sex 1/11/2005
Sex is more fun than baseball and I've played both.
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I'm just not interested in sex anymore. Perhaps this
comes from relatioship disappointments or just the cultural
emphasis on it.
<br>
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I'm far more interested in what toppings a lady has
on her coney. Ok, there's a sexual image there if you
hold the onions.
<br>
<br>
There ...
0 Comments, 79 Views,
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RE: Plus Size Women 1/2/2005
GIRL!! You have apparently been meeting the FEW MEN out
there who do NOT appreciate a REAL WOMAN. I am a BBW and believe
me I have YET to meet a man who did not appreciate me for ME.
Men want a woman they can HOLD ON TO...not try to PROP UP from
STARVATION. Its all about YOU and ATTITUDE towards YOURSELF.
Walk into a room like you OWN IT girl. Keep your head high,
dress appropriately, men ...
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Skeptical me, Successful us... 12/29/2004
Don't give up. If you too are skeptical , as I was, wondering
if you are throwing your money away on a site that could not
possibly find that certain someone .....I'm here
to say it works! Of course there are stinkers and clinkers
who will contact you, but they are pretty easy to spot ( and
block). Shortly after reluctantly signing up with SFF,
I was contacted by a man who actually lived ...
0 Comments, 40 Views,
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