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LOL Good ones! I agree with most. There is one skill listed I can do
I bet you can roller skate!
OK. Three is the best I can do unless I reelee slow it down. 😂
I tried once to — well... you know.
Anyway, I was very much younger and remarkably flexible: years of "modern dance" class and tons of stretching will yield phenomenal pliability.
Fine, I tried twice. 😶
The last time I went roller skating, I had 1st graders helping me up and telling me that they were proud of me for trying.
There are some places on my body that I know, without trying, I'll never be able to lick!
@mufdiver69er2 That's extreme though I wonder if it's related to the beginnings of chiropractic medicine.
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The ones who succeeded were probably all dancers or gymnasts or had really long... yeah — that's what they had.
On the bright side, my "can't do" list is fairly short. Plus, I can whistle through an acorn cap. Life is good.
This is what is great about building that community that can handle the things we can't do on our own.
the "daddy" thing is pretty funny, that made me chuckle thinking of that scenario
Just as funny is some youngster calling me 'baby girl'
Where is the line for applications?!
It starts east of the Mississippi.
@superbjversion2 East, on I90, then to I94?
I'll nibble your nipples if you nibble mine (harder, mmmm, harder!!) lol
Well...I do like a good nibble!
LOL!! I am sure an amazing lady like you can find someone to help with all those things!!
You would think but roller skating, tummy rubbing, nipple lickers are not very common. At least not locally. 🤣
I hear you on the Bifocals lol.
My progressives were even worse. At least bifocals can be slid to the end of the nose.
If you need any help in the thigh and butt area my tongue and mouth love workouts
To be honest, I can't lick those spots either!
@superbjversion2 no but i can , i just love doing it . i think for a while i was on speed dial for all the needy women in the neighborhood , i;m they were just taking advantage of me , but it was fun while it lasted
I can’t crack my knuckles or touch my toes while standing up. Oh and I can’t drive 55. 😂
I can crack my knuckles and bend over to touch my toes (though standing straight again is shaky) The 55 thing ... nope. No can do, either!
I get it, there are some talents that some of us can and can't do. And some I don't even attempt. But I'd love to help you with some (or one) of yours.
Rub my belly while I pat my head?
@superbjversion2 Thats a start....lol...but ny hands may wander...
I can help you with the licking part lol
I would skate backwards and hold you so you would learn and not fall down. I used to work at a roller rink 😃
Last time someone helped me on the roller rink (50+ years ago ... when I was much nimbler) he went too fast and I couldn't take the turn. Crashed into the railing badly! We'll stick with the licking part!
It's good when we know (and acknowledge) our limitations.
And I'm willing to ask for help.
Good
I really do wish I could roller skate.