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If they always came back for more (past tense) ... why have they stopped?
I can't help but wonder why his wife isn't having sex with him?
I’m very often tempted to ask “if your wife doesn’t want to have sex with you, why would I?”
Of course, perhaps he’s having fantastic sex with her and all of these other liaisons are just a public service for the poor lonely neglected women. Snort.
" My response to you three weeks ago still applies. Now i know , not only are you married, but you re married with a dirty dick. Ill gladly accept the losing out " ~
Truth, it is hard to me to feel like this is a loss.
You can always tell him to bare his back and you'll give him the best flogging he's ever had in his life 😂
I like this approach. "If I hold all the cards, I assume you'd be OK with me tying you up and pegging you? I'm not a 'lay back' kind of woman."
What part of 'you are married, not my thing' did he not understand? Supposedly great sex is supposed to make him being married suddenly ok with you? That's quite an ego he has there! But ignoring your preferences and boundaries does not show much respect for you. IMO, of course.
Yeah, it’s kind of hilarious that he thinks THAT sales pitch is going to do the trick to suddenly make me ok with having sex with him.
Of course he doesn’t know how many years I’ve been here and how many exaggerated claims of sexual prowess I’ve received. 🙄
It surprises me some of the crap people say, thinking it will get them what they want......sheeeesh
Apparently he thinks I haven’t heard it a thousand times before.
I'd invite "Guitar-guy" out for a coffee and bring HWD along as a chaperone. If "GG" passes the litmus test, you might have a very interesting threesome opportunity for the next six weeks. And during the breaks, you'd have enough players for a decent game of Rummy.
Check your mailbox; perhaps you can find a fourth and start a round of Hearts. 💕
LOL, HWD barely has time to spend with me, let alone accompanying me on a date with someone else. Now, if guitar guy was bi maybe he’d be interested in that scenario.
@smartasswoman
And that's, what I'm talking about. It might be worth exploring.😎
So he gave a shelf life date, like bread Sounds like he has already gone stale.
He was never fresh haha!
I think the witchy lady might be studying for the magic circle …. I bet there’s a rabbit under her hat …. I wonder where she’s going to hide the doves though ….
As for guitar man, well clearly the recipients of his ‘lie back and Ill make the earth move’ offer aren’t returning for more and I suspect if you read the guarantee there’s a disclaimer there … however, my condolences for your loss … not
You are correct, no condolences are required on this occasion! 😁
Love the pic.
No witty reply. I ignore the men that promise the sexual perfection. I tried a relationship with one once. After a bit, I decided why not .... he climaxed before penetration. Before I was even warmed up. Sighsss
Le sigh, indeed.
Cute picture does garner attention. Possible comebacks: prefer to play my own instrument, your instrument too small, with all that unprotected sex which VD do you have, could go on. Meanwhile stay currious
I like "prefer to play my own instrument". Thanks for playing!
He’s probably engaging in the mass messaging strategy….followed by a mass follow up to everyone who said no. No time to scrutinize profiles when you operate that way.
It’s the fakes, scammers and dumb asses like that guys that make this site hard to find someone to meet up with……just continue to ignore him
I plan on it.