WallyWorld and Politically Incorrect Virginia Chickens
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Posted:Dec 7, 2007 7:06 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2007 7:44 am 1453 Views
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This evening I was helping out the folks in the dairy department by loading up the egg section. A gentleman in a Camouflage Hunting outfit asked me if the Chickens were laying golden eggs considering the expense of the eggs.
Actually, I told the gentleman, the Eggs are from Virginia Chickens to go with Virginia Ham. They are aristocrat chickens so that is why they cost more. If they were West Virginia Chickens, they would cost less."
The Gentleman replied, "Actually Eggs from West Virginia Chickens would cost MORE since they charge MORE for Gas over there." He purchased a carton of 18 large eggs for a bargain price of $2.25 along with a Virginia Ham for considerable more.
My boss who was listening to the banter jokingly told me, "You better be careful, you are getting politically incorrect. Who are you insulting the Virginia or West Virginia Chickens?
Personally, I don't think the Chickens are complaining but I suspect the cage free ones are alot happier. 
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Insulting Religion, Teddy Bears, Puritans and Quakers
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Posted:Dec 5, 2007 12:11 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2007 8:53 pm 1814 Views
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A British School Teacher was sentenced to fifteen days in Prison and order deported from Sudan for “Insulting Religion.”
If she had been convicted of the other charges of inciting hatred and showing contempt for religious beliefs, she would have faced six months in prison and forty lashes.
Her Crime...........Allowing her Seven Year Old Students to name the Class Mascot Teddy Bear "Mohammed.”
Happily the woman was pardoned after the first week and sent back to England with more of an adventure than she expected while visiting Sudan.
The Incidnet makes me grateful to be in the United STates with Religious Freedom I am glad for the Quakers who introduced our Founding Fathers to the the Wisdom of Seperation of Church and State.
This was not always the case. Radical Religious Fanatics are not excusive to the Islamic Faith. Ironically, the Puritans who fled Europe to Colonial American for Religious Freedom wanted freedom for their own religion.
They soon demanded that fellow immigrants conform to their religious dogmas.
Folks who did not conform were tried and punished for failure to attend upon public worship, and entertaining heretical opinions The Puritans had them whipped, jailed and hanged for breaking their strict religious codes that they enforced as laws.
The Quakers were banished from the Puritan Communities with a death sentence if they returned.
The Quaker Leader William Penn helped to establish the Colony of Pennsylvania as refuge for Quakers but welcomed other minorities. It has been written, "It was because Penn not only tolerated but welcomed diversity that Pennsylvania became the most diverse, dynamic, and prosperous of the original thirteen colonies
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Matzo Bread in the Turkey
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Posted:Dec 1, 2007 6:36 pm
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2007 4:59 pm 1994 Views
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Last time I baked a Turkey was Spring of 1988. I was staying at a Women's Shelter in Ventura, California with my two boys. I befriended another woman and her . She became my best friend for several years. We decided to observe the passover season.
Historically Passover is a commemoration Israelites exodus from Egypt. They left Egypt in such haste, they could not wait for their bread dough to rise. The resulting product was matzo. The reason for the Passover Celebration and eating matzo bread symbolizes redemption and freedom.
Although We vetoed the Idea of an Easter Ham and opted for a turkey instead. I made the dressing with Matzo Bread.
Matzo is a hard flat bread that looks like a cracker. I made a stuffing with the Matzo bread mixed with Apples, Raisins, Onions, Chicken Broth Ad Infinitum.
Although we are not Jewish, we decided that a Passover celebration was in order to celebrate our own freedom from our own repressive situation. We actually attended a traditional Passover seder with a very conservative Temple. The men with long beards wore black hats. The men and women worshiped separately.
On Easter Sunday, we did our own ceremony that included a feet washing ritual.
After we left the Shelter, my Girlfriend and I did a Passover Celebration every year. Eventually we lost contact. I remarried and moved to West Forgotten By Santa Virginity and she moved to Bakersfield, California.
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Texas, A Horary Chart, Comittment Phobic Men and And Thoughts On Gratitude
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Posted:Dec 1, 2007 1:51 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2007 11:28 am 1689 Views
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My Higher Power really has a wicked sense of Humor?
Earlier this evening, the Scorpio came into the store and asked me out to dinner. Interesting - I've written him off as another commitment phobic male.
After leaving the Store, I received a call from an internet friend. A Cancer Male. Dang, Do I want to leave Virginia and live in El Paso with him?
I am a major league skeptic when it comes to men. Last year, I uprooted and relocated to Texas just to hook up with a commitment phobic male. This is an experience that I would rather not repeat.
At least if I am in my own home base, it's easier to run. Nevertheless, according to AstroCartography (Relocation Astrology) The Venus Line is slightly West of El Paso which is good for Love. When I went to Nevada, I actually went too far West.
Thus I casted a Chart
Should I move back to Texas 
June 30, 2007 7:04 PM Hot Springs, Virginia
The Ascendant is on the Sign of Cancer. The Ruling Planet of Cancer is the Moon. Thus I Look at the Moon and how it interacts with other planets to get my answer.
The Moon is in the Third House of Communications in Practical Virgo and Keeping Company with Grumpy Saturn. Home loving Cancer but Bratty Mars is on the Ascendant in a SEXtile with Saturn and the Moon. Although the planets are well aspected. Mars brings action and Saturn Stabilizes, I am not sure that I like these planets near my question. I don't think I will be rushing off to Texas anytime too soon.
Meanwhile, Dinner with the Scorpio. He's used every reason in the world, why we would not be suitable for a committed relationship including his dead wife and the fact that his grown won't approve.
I went to his house and met his and his . That reason got blown out of the water. We went out to a Italian Diner and discussed our favorite subject. Religious differences. I mentioned plans of going to Lexington and participating in a Native American Sweat Lodge Ceremony next week. I explained to him that it is a purification ceremony and a good way to get rid of emotional road dust because I really need to shake off some of the energies of the past year. He expressed that all I needed to do was embrace Spirituality, the way he SAW it. Dah! Jerry Fartwell and that Good Old Time Religion.
If some of spiritual principles and practices of my own heritage work for me, why should I not utilize them?
I mentioned to him, my book on "How to Understand Men?" It said that Commitment-phobic Men will use women who are sexually aggressive because they don't want to lead women on by being forward themselves. If the woman takes the lead, he can blame it on her. Thus if she ends up with a broken heart, it's her own fault. This type of Intimacy represents closeness which scared the Commitment Phobic Man.
I am generally not shy about these matters but I am not initiating anything with the Scorpio. I am not getting burnt again. Thanks for the Dinner and Conversation. Hasta La Vista Darlin!
Afterwards, I get a call on my cellphone from My 68 year old West Virginia Ex. "Wah! Wah!
 His 34 year old girlfriend is an out of control drug addict. What can he do to get her into Narcotics Anonymous?
Dah! He's an adult and entitled to make all the stupid decisions that he wants. "Go to Ala-Anon!" I told him. "If I do that I might end up dumping her. I still think I can save her!"
Oh Well! Thought on Gratitude
“Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.”
When you are grateful fear disappears and abundance appears”
Anthony Robbins quotes
I am grateful that I am in Virginia instead of Texas and I am grateful that my ex is dating that woman instead of my .
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None of My Ex's Are In Texas So Far...................
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Posted:Nov 29, 2007 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2007 9:12 pm 2067 Views
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One of my co-workers greeted me with "Hi Debbie!" because I doing the job that she usually does. "Actually.............. Debbie is my first Husband's First Ex-Wife," I advised him. Laughing I told him, My First Husband was married to a Debbie, A Diana, A Bonnie and A Brenda. My second husband was married to a Kathleen, a Jane and a Bonnie. Both times, I was the third wife.
and I bet all your Ex's are in Texas. Nope, one is in Indiana and the other one is in West Forgotton By Santa Virginia.
However........... if I would have married that dufus Texas Trucker, I would most likely have an ex in Texas. He was married to a Twila, a Bertha, a Debbie and a Diania. Dang, I would have been a fifth wife.
My co-worker was puzzled, "I didn't even know that you and Debbie knew each other"
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Is Virginia Really For Lovers - Horary Astrology Chart
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Posted:Nov 28, 2007 8:06 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2014 1:37 am 1818 Views
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Horary Astrology is a form of divination where the Chart is timed and casted when the Question is asked.
My Question
Is Virginia Really For Lovers?
November 28, 2007 @ 10;29 am
Hot Springs, Virginia
The Ascendant is Capricorn which makes Grouchy Old Saturn one of the Players
The Fifth House is House for Lovers represented by Playful Gemini and Impatient Mercury.
The Moon which reveals the true energy behind the question is in the Seventh House of Partnerships.
So the Answer is - Grouch Old Saturn is in the Eight House - This can be Death, Inheritances or other people's $$$$$$. Yikes!!!!!!
Although the Leo Moon in the Seventh House indicates some type of Love Life.........Mercury in the Tenth House reveals the the Work Connection is a more realistic endeavor.
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Republican National Convention Schedule (C&P)
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Posted:Nov 27, 2007 7:38 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2011 3:23 pm 1963 Views
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Republican National Convention Schedule
New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
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Today is my 's birthday and my 30th year as a 12 Step teetotaller
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Posted:Nov 26, 2007 10:45 pm
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2007 8:06 am 2272 Views
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When I decided on a home birth, my mother and grandmother were horrified but my great grandmother thought it was great. She had ten of her at home. The midwife was a former slave. She had her 11th in a hospital and said that if she would never have another in a hospital again.
The pregnancy was very much a Sagittarius type pregnancy. We were homeless at the time and living in a truck for awhile. Much like the Sag Nature, wandering here and there.
Twenty Three years ago, I was sitting in a 12 Step Meeting and I announced that I was going to give birth to my that night. I called the midwife and told her that he would be arriving soon. She told me to try and have him after she got her off to school.
The Water broke at 2am. I called the midwife and told her that it was a good indication that I was in labor. She arrived at 3am and Billy was born 15 minutes later. He looked like ET.
The following day was Thanksgiving. His paternatal relatives including his Century Old Great grandmother were visiting from Tennessee. We went from his Father's Family to my Family visiting with our newborn .
That day, I was due to take a cake for my 8th year of sobriety. I took it a few days instead.
Today my is 22 and I am 30. What a deal.
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Two Turkeys Meet the President and Go To Disneyland to Live
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Posted:Nov 22, 2007 6:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2007 8:43 am 1619 Views
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Two Turkeys from Indiana by name of May and Flower received a Presidental Pardon from the Traditional Dinner Table. They were escorted to the White House by the Secret Service, where the President officially issued the pardon. They spent the night in the Lincoln Bedroom and the next day took a ride on Air Force One to DisneyWorld in Orlando Florida. They were Grand Marshalls in the Disney World Thanksgiving Parade. They will live their days blissfully goobling and dancing with Mickey.
In England, a Stowaway Piglet was was rescued from a plane. He was taken to an animal shelter but is expected to recieve a pardon from the Queen and spend the his day oinking and dancing with the Royal Ones at BuckingHAM Palace.
I know of a few turkeys and pigs of the two legged variety that I would like to see get pardoned and sent to Florida in the back of a SWIFT Reefer Truck but that's another story.
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