I wanted to be Beautiful
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Posted:Feb 24, 2010 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2010 10:22 am 2152 Views
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“. . .I wanted to be beautiful
Make him stand in awe
Look inside my heart,
and be amazed
I wanted to hear him say
Who I am is quite enough
Just want to be worthy of his love
And beautiful . . .”
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Snow Hades, Gold's Gym & My 's Two Gay Father-In-Law's - Maybe?
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Posted:Feb 18, 2010 8:46 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2010 3:36 pm 1995 Views
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I actually made it out of Snow Hades, to the Gym and back to Panera Bread to check my email before going to work at noon.
The road out of Snow Hades is much improved even though the bridge is still icy. Happy Happy Joy Joy.
So last night, my older in Georgia called and actually asked me for advise, "His ex-fiance" was a cat person and had two gay dads." He met an Air Force Gal who also a cat person and had two gay fathers. Should he run for the hills.
"Did you have issues with the ex's cats or two gay fathers?" I asked him. I know exactly why you broke up with M....... , She was disrespectful and abusive............"
"Naw, don't run for the Hills. Go for it." I advised him.
Last week, my younger in West Virginia sent me a message. He works construction and got snowed out of his job. So today, I sent him a care package. A Kroger Gift Certificate, A McDonald's Gift certificate and some Cash. I know he's spend it on those blasted cigarettes but Mom can't control everything. Life on Life Terms.
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GOLD's Gym and Another escape from Snow Hades
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Posted:Feb 13, 2010 3:22 pm
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2010 5:57 am 2080 Views
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So I ACTUALLY made it home yesterday after being snowed out for a week. I am getting better at Winter Driving. I don't panic so much when I slide.
I had a Tai Chi Class at Gold's Gym but didn't make it in time because it took too long to drive out of Snow Hades.
So I found a Cardio Machine designed to reduce the size of the gluteus maximus.
After the Cardio Workout - I did two sets with the Weights.
MOTHER GAEA - HEAR MY PLEA
Make Me the Size I wish to Be
The Size I am is way too big
Lucky 13 is right for me.
It was a great workout. I celebrated by sitting in the Sauna with three naked women. Actually, we covered up with towels. When I reach size 14, I'll find a Sauna with a Naked Man. 
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Photo Friday - Old Man Winter Needs to Get Laid!!!!!!
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Posted:Feb 12, 2010 5:33 am
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2010 5:22 pm 2144 Views
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I am soooooo tired of Winter. I haven't been able to get home for a week. One end of the road is nothing but black ice and the other end is full of Fallen Trees.
I am not a Seasoned Winter Driver and neither is Monticello Blue.
The Weather Man says that it's mostly Sunshine with a brief visit for the Weather Grinch on Monday. Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Monticello Blue and Escape From Snow Hades!!!!
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Posted:Feb 8, 2010 8:31 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2010 8:12 am 1778 Views
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Ugh! I am so........... tired of it. So I was snowbound for three days and missed work. On day three, I attempted to get to work. I took the long way out because the road is usually better. It was full of fallen trees and unplowed snow.
Happy Happy Joy Joy - so I drove the car backwards trying to avoid the snowbanks. yeah right!
I called work - "I can't make it up one end of the road, other end is full of fallen trees and I'm stuck in a snowbank.
Eventually I called Triple AAA. I got out of THAT snow back and away I went. I eventually got turned around and stuck again.
It's a good thing I didn't cancel that call to Triple AAA.
The Tow Truck arrived and got stuck too. The Tow Truck had to call a Tow Truck and they had to chain it to some trees to pull the stuck tow truck out. Eventually, the tow truck was pulling the tow truck that was pulling Monticello Blue.
Monticello Blue is the name of my car.
So I made it to town and called my boss. "I just got out of snow hell. Do you need me to come to work!"
Of Course. So tonight I am staying in a motel. There is a pending storm tomorrow. I don't think I'll be heading home to Snow Hell. I'll sleep in Monticello Blue First.
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Photo Friday on Tuesday - That Dumb Snow
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Posted:Feb 8, 2010 6:36 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2010 8:29 pm 1694 Views
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Snow Snow Go Away.
I need Sunshine, I need Wamth.
I need a boyfriend with four wheel drive.
If he lives closer to town.
Cuddling in the winter would be a good thing.
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Gotta Love those "Know It All" Males
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Posted:Jan 29, 2010 2:59 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2010 4:09 pm 2211 Views
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Last night I had a date who ACTUALLY showed up. Lately, I've been getting cancellations and even a few "no show - no calls."
I mentioned to Mr. Virgo that I joined a Gym. Wow! What information I got from him.
"You don't need to join a Gym - You just need to buy a treadmill on the bay and stay on it two hours a day. And forget about working with weights. You don't want to look like a muscle man. He also informed me that I definitely needed to get much smaller than 13. Maybe a size 2. Yada Yada Yada."
I never got a word in edgewise to tell him that I have been to gyms before and I am well versed with what to do.
He's a nice man but I don't think we are a love connection.
I lost 30 pounds when I started working for Wal-Mart. I lost an additional 10 pounds after starting to work at Sam's. I gained it back during the Holidays. I decided. That's it. I doing something about this situation. Something I should have done a long time ago. Go to the Gym.
This afternoon, I went to the Gym, Talked to the FEMALE Trainer who gave me fantastic feedback. What is my goal? My goal is to change my size 16 azzzzzzzzzz to a size 13 azzzzzzzzzz.
Excellent. It's better to concentrate on size versus Weight. I have problems with my legs cramping up. Try having Water and a Banana for a snack at work. Yeah Haw! I like Bananas. Also, Dark Chocolate is acceptable. Woo Hoo!
I met one of my work-out buddies from Sam's. He went to the Bicycle. I went to the Treadmill. After the Cardio Workout, I told him, I am heading to "No Man's Land sooooo Hasta La Vista Darlin" as I entered the Women's part of the Gym leaving him to lift Weights with the Buff Men.
I don't need no "Know It All Male" telling me what to do.
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Snow Storms and What Brats we have become.
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Posted:Jan 26, 2010 8:33 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2010 5:44 pm 1684 Views
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When the rumors of Global Warming started, Virginia took it seriously and sold all thier snow plows.
So the Great Snowstorm of 2009 happened. The Virginians were demanding the Government. Get rid of this snow RIGHT NOW! Dang! They had to import snowplows from New England and find truckers willing drive those 18 Wheelers on the black ice to bring them to Virginia.
I was snowbound for four days. I finally made it to work and customers were mad at me. There was no milk. The cows got too cold and couldn't make any. The Texas Grapefruits were not in the store. Those SWIFT truckdrivers were too chicken to drive on icy roads to deliver them.
There were no Clementines from California, no Blueberries from Peru and no Cherries from Chili.
Folks don't want Universal Medicine but they sure do like Univeral Snow Plows. Those Snow Plows can't get to the Commonweath by Fax.
What did Thomas Jefferson do when Virginia had a Snowstorm. He left his horses in the barn and had to eat Vanilla Ice Cream? Maybe he built a fire and cuddled up with Sally Hemming.
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More Time at the Gym and Less Time At the Virtual Farm
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Posted:Jan 23, 2010 2:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2010 8:01 am 1866 Views
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Last Year, I was dying of a broken heart
and the Year Before I was dying of a broken hear
Cry A River, Build A Bridge, Get Over It
When Love Gives You El Toro DooDoo - Use It as Fertilizer to Grow SunFlowers. Love will Bloom Again. Yeah Sure!
So Once Again, I find myself at the other side of that bridge.
My life has fallen into a pattern. I go to work, and either on my way to or coming home from work - I stop at Panera Bread - Fire Up my laptop computer and grow Virtual Flowers and Virtual Vegetable. Vitual Lammas and Virtual Puppies live in my Virtual Home.
I've handled relationships the same way that I used to handle my alcoholism. "Dear God, Please don't let me drink today." So Thirty Some Years Later, I am asking, "Dear God - No More Stupid Relationships!" So I have been growing vitual Sunflowers instead.
I have been told to be careful what you pray for. You might get it. My social life had
I have gone on a few first dates but MOST potential dates have cancelled. Frequently more than once. So I have my virtual boyfriend that goes buzz in the night. A girl does what girl's gotta do.
Heck, Darn, Blast and Other Words to that effect. I want something real in my life.
Dr. Phil advised a Farmville addict to Close Down that Farm. Go on a Date and Join a Gym. My dates keep canceling.
So I've closed down the Virtual Farm and joined a Gym.
Nature hates a void so I am deliberately creating a void so that Nature can put something real in it's place.
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