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MAD........
Posted:Dec 12, 2018 10:45 am
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FUNNIES.....
Posted:Dec 8, 2018 7:01 pm
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CHICKEN SHIT....
Posted:Dec 8, 2018 6:53 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2018 4:33 pm
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HORRIFYING HUMOUR
Posted:Dec 3, 2018 5:47 pm
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RELIGIOUS HUMOUR
Posted:Dec 3, 2018 4:01 pm
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This joke was voted best joke on a Christian web-site.........

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said: "Yes."

I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
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WHY??
Posted:Dec 2, 2018 9:24 pm
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DANK HUMOUR.......
Posted:Dec 2, 2018 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2018 7:55 pm
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DARK HUMOUR...
Posted:Dec 1, 2018 2:28 pm
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PROOF OF TRUMP'S VERY HIGH LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE
Posted:Nov 28, 2018 8:42 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2018 7:41 pm
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This is from his recent Wa Po interview.......Just a small excerpt.....it goes on in the same vein throughout.........This is his response to his government's report on Climate Change......

.“One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence but we’re not necessarily such believers.You look at our air and our water and it’s right now at a record clean. But when you look at China and you look at parts of Asia and when you look at South America, and when you look at many other places in this world, including Russia, including – just many other places — the air is incredibly dirty. And when you’re talking about an atmosphere, oceans are very small. And it blows over and it sails over. I mean, we take thousands of tons of garbage off our beaches all the time that comes over from Asia. It just flows right down the Pacific, it flows, and we say where does this come from. And it takes many people to start off with.

Number two, if you go back and if you look at articles, they talked about global freezing, they talked about at some point the planets could have freeze to death, then it’s going to die of heat exhaustion. There is movement in the atmosphere. There’s no question. As to whether or not it’s man-made and whether or not the effects that you’re talking about are there, I don’t see it — not nearly like it is. Do we want clean water? Absolutely. Do we want clean air to breathe? Absolutely. The fire in California, where I was, if you looked at the floor, the floor of the fire they have trees that were fallen, they did no forest management, no forest maintenance, and you can light — you can take a match like this and light a tree trunk when that thing is laying there for more than 14 or 15 months. And it’s a massive problem in California."
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LOVELY MORNING LIGHT IN MY YARD
Posted:Nov 16, 2018 10:35 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2018 2:59 pm
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