Couple Breaks Into Church For??????
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Posted:Mar 23, 2008 3:13 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2024 8:6 pm 4513 Views
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Couple Breaks Into Church For ... S_x!
BAKER COUNTY, Florida - Many couples consider se_x to be a heavenly experience, but a couple in Baker County, Florida, recently took that a bit too far.
It began when Baker County deputies investigated a report of a suspicious person at the North Prong Cemetery Church.
When the deputies arrived, they said they found the door of the church on county Road 210 busted out and undergarments scattered on the floor. They soon found a 24-year-old woman hiding behind the pulpit and her boyfriend, 28, hiding in the crawl space under the church.
The couple told investigators they broke in so they could have "a kinky time" on the altar.
The man told deputies that he and his girlfriend were drinking when she told him she wanted a "spiritual and s_xual experience," so they broke into the little-used church next to North Prong Cemetery, located not far from the town Sanderson, Florida.
Both were charged with damage to property, criminal mischief and burglary; and were still being held in the Baker County Jail at last report.
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Have You ever.... (Warsaw,Poland)
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Posted:Mar 6, 2008 8:41 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2024 8:6 pm 4536 Views
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DOH! Man Fired For Using a Vacuum Cleaner To _________(yep, you guessed it)
WARSAW, Poland -- A Polish worker came up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner, but his employer did not by the excuse.
The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen. The contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.
A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of the compromising act with the Henry Hoover vacuum cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose". The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the Hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". The employers, HG Construction, didn't buy his odd story and he has since been fired.
"That behavior is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh", said a company spokesperson.
Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."
I'm trying not to picture this and holding my stomach for laughing so hard,, this guy is creative though
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History will say (Historians)back in 2006
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Posted:Mar 3, 2008 2:41 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2024 8:6 pm 4443 Views
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The Worst President in History?
One of America's leading historians assesses George W. Bush
By SEAN WILENTZ
Posted Apr 21, 2006 12:34 PM
Flashback: Bush in '99 -- We Warned You!
George W. Bush's presidency appears headed for colossal historical disgrace.
Barring a cataclysmic event on the order of the terrorist attacks of September 11th, after which the public might rally around the White House once again, there seems to be little the administration can do to avoid being ranked on the lowest tier of U.S. presidents. And that may be the best-case scenario. Many historians are now wondering whether Bush, in fact, will be remembered as the very worst president in all of American history
Im curious to find out what they say now in 2008, about the lame duck.
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New rule for my blogs
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Posted:Mar 3, 2008 6:36 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2008 6:43 am 4472 Views
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Since I can not see you
And this is my blog
If you don't have a picture in your profile I will delete you.
Dont agrue with me, my blog my rules.
Stupid huh!!!
Sounds like censorship to me.
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I bought
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Posted:Mar 3, 2008 4:30 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2024 8:6 pm 4535 Views
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a new game, for $50.00 USD.
Its called "Ghettopoloy", if you wish more information goggle it.
My evaluation is: its cheaply made, its racist, and way over priced.
Anyone else have it and played it?
Yes it is played like monopoly, but with ghetto slang and penalties(some offensive)
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Not naughty, but crazy!!
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Posted:Feb 5, 2008 6:05 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2024 8:6 pm 3853 Views
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Today's World!
Man Complain His Inflatable Sex Doll Lost Its Moan
BRASOV, TRANSYLVANIA, Romania -- A Romanian man complained to consumer protection officials that his inflatable sex doll has lost its moan,
And he won!
The consumer protection officials fined a sex shop in Brasov, Transylvania, $1,200 (£600) and ordered the shop to provide the man, in his 40s according to Romanian news reports, with a new doll. The man had also complained that the rubber doll deflated too quickly.
Iulian Mara, head of the Brasov Consumer Protection Office, said: "No matter how strange it sounded to us, we went to the sex-shop from where the man bought the object of complaint and found out he was justified.
"The doll was losing air very quickly and due to a faulty electrical circuit it didn't make the expected specific sounds."
*****I just had to share this, its crazy!!!!!
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"doll experience rooms"
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Posted:Oct 20, 2006 10:55 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2008 6:50 am 4420 Views
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Police Ponder Pimping Of Plastic prostitutes?
SUWAN, South Korea -- Be thankful you're not in the law enforcement business, as they have to ponder some puzzling problems.
Take the police in Suwon, South Korea, for example. This week they were tossed a bit of a curve and are now pondering whether pimping plastic prostitutes -- inflatable \bsexo?\b dolls, that is -- is a violation of the country's stringent anti- law, which went into effect in 2004. Known as the Special Law On , it prohibits the sale of human flesh for sexual gratification.
Interestingly, South Korea did not have a problem with inflatable \bsexo?\b dolls as \bsexo?\b workers, so to speak, until the anti- laws were passed.
According to South Korean news reports, however, an inflatable \bsexo?\b doll \bsexo?\b market has developed, with some South Korean men paying up to 25,000 won (US$26.15 at current exchange rates) an hour to use what are called "doll experience rooms". The price includes the use of a bed, computer and, of course, the inflatable \bsexo?\b doll.
Some motels are dedicated entirely to the doll experience rooms. The city of Suwon, in Gyeonggi Province, has at least four of these motels. Province police would like shut down these purveyors of plastic but are perplexed on whether plastic prostitutes, if you will, are prohibited by the law or not.
"We are currently looking into whether these businesses violate the law," pondered one provincial police officer, adding, "Since the \bsexo?\b acts are occurring with a doll and not a human being, it is unclear whether the Special Law on applies."
*****my comment is sad but funny t the same time****
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"FYI"
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Posted:Oct 13, 2006 11:36 am
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2006 12:10 pm 4602 Views
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Info for your or grandkids...
Halloween's origins date back to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain (pronounced sow-in). The Celts, who lived 2,000 years ago in the area that is now Ireland, the United Kingdom, and northern France, celebrated their new year on November 1.
This day marked the end of summer and the harvest and the beginning of the dark, cold winter, a time of year that was often associated with human death. Celts believed that on the night before the new year, the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred.
On the night of October 31, they celebrated Samhain, when it was believed that the ghosts of the dead returned to earth. In addition to causing trouble and damaging crops, Celts thought that the presence of the otherworldly spirits made it easier for the Druids, or Celtic priests, to make predictions about the future. For a people entirely dependent on the volatile natural world, these prophecies were an important source of comfort and direction during the long, dark winter.
To commemorate the event, Druids built huge sacred bonfires, where the people gathered to burn crops and animals as sacrifices to the Celtic deities. During the celebration, the Celts wore costumes, typically consisting of animal heads and skins, and attempted to tell each other's fortunes. When the celebration was over, they re-lit their hearth fires, which they had extinguished earlier that evening, from the sacred bonfire to help protect them during the coming winter.
By A.D. 43, Romans had conquered the majority of Celtic territory. In the course of the four hundred years that they ruled the Celtic lands, two festivals of Roman origin were combined with the traditional Celtic celebration of Samhain. The first was Feralia, a day in late October when the Romans traditionally commemorated the passing of the dead. The second was a day to honor Pomona, the Roman goddess of fruit and trees. The symbol of Pomona is the apple and the incorporation of this celebration into Samhain probably explains the tradition of "bobbing" for apples that is practiced today on Halloween.
By the 800s, the influence of Christianity had spread into Celtic lands. In the seventh century, Pope Boniface IV designated November 1 All Saints' Day, a time to honor saints and martyrs. It is widely believed today that the pope was attempting to replace the Celtic festival of the dead with a related, but church-sanctioned holiday. The celebration was also called All-hallows or All-hallowmas (from Middle English Alholowmesse meaning All Saints' Day) and the night before it, the night of Samhain, began to be called All-hallows Eve and, eventually, Halloween. Even later, in A.D. 1000, the church would make November 2 All Souls' Day, a day to honor the dead. It was celebrated similarly to Samhain, with big bonfires, parades, and dressing up in costumes as saints, angels, and devils. Together, the three celebrations, the eve of All Saints', All Saints', and All Souls', were called Hallowmas.
The American tradition of "trick-or-treating" probably dates back to the early All Souls' Day parades in England. During the festivities, poor citizens would beg for food and families would give them pastries called "soul cakes" in return for their promise to pray for the family's dead relatives. The distribution of soul cakes was encouraged by the church as a way to replace the ancient practice of leaving food and wine for roaming spirits. The practice, which was referred to as "going a-souling" was eventually taken up by who would visit the houses in their neighborhood and be given ale, food, and money.
The tradition of dressing in costume for Halloween has both European and Celtic roots. Hundreds of years ago, winter was an uncertain and frightening time. Food supplies often ran low and, for the many people afraid of the dark, the short days of winter were full of constant worry. On Halloween, when it was believed that ghosts came back to the earthly world, people thought that they would encounter ghosts if they left their homes. To avoid being recognized by these ghosts, people would wear masks when they left their homes after dark so that the ghosts would mistake them for fellow spirits. On Halloween, to keep ghosts away from their houses, people would place bowls of food outside their homes to appease the ghosts and prevent them from attempting to enter.
As European immigrants came to America, they brought their varied Halloween customs with them. Because of the rigid Protestant belief systems that characterized early New England, celebration of Halloween in colonial times was extremely limited there. It was much more common in Maryland and the southern colonies. As the beliefs and customs of different European ethnic groups, as well as the American Indians, meshed, a distinctly American version of Halloween began to emerge. The first celebrations included "play parties," public events held to celebrate the harvest, where neighbors would share stories of the dead, tell each other's fortunes, dance, and sing. Colonial Halloween festivities also featured the telling of ghost stories and mischief-making of all kinds. By the middle of the nineteenth century, annual autumn festivities were common, but Halloween was not yet celebrated everywhere in the country.
In the second half of the nineteenth century, America was flooded with new immigrants. These new immigrants, especially the millions of Irish fleeing Ireland's potato famine of 1846, helped to popularize the celebration of Halloween nationally. Taking from Irish and English traditions, Americans began to dress up in costumes and go house to house asking for food or money, a practice that eventually became today's "trick-or-treat" tradition. Young women believed that, on Halloween, they could divine the name or appearance of their future husband by doing tricks with yarn, apple parings, or mirrors.
In the late 1800s, there was a move in America to mold Halloween into a holiday more about community and neighborly get-togethers, than about ghosts, pranks, and witchcraft. At the turn of the century, Halloween parties for both and adults became the most common way to celebrate the day. Parties focused on games, foods of the season, and festive costumes. Parents were encouraged by newspapers and community leaders to take anything "frightening" or "grotesque" out of Halloween celebrations. Because of their efforts, Halloween lost most of its superstitious and religious overtones by the beginning of the twentieth century.
By the 1920s and 1930s, Halloween hadbecome a secular, but community-centered holiday, with parades and town-wide parties as the featured entertainment. Despite the best efforts of many schools and communities, vandalism began to plague Halloween celebrations in many communities during this time. By the 1950s, town leaders had successfully limited vandalism and Halloween had evolved into a holiday directed mainly at the young. Due to the high numbers of young during the fifties baby boom, parties moved from town civic centers into the classroom or home, where they could be more easily accommodated. Between 1920 and 1950, the centuries-old practice of trick-or-treating was also revived. Trick-or-treating was a relatively inexpensive way for an entire community to share the Halloween celebration. In theory, families could also prevent tricks being played on them by providing the neighborhood with small treats. A new American tradition was born, and it has continued to grow. Today, Americans spend an estimated $6.9 billion annually on Halloween, making it the country's second largest commercial holiday.
*******damn that was a long one to read********
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Condoms ...do they smoke?
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Posted:Oct 5, 2006 8:22 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2006 10:06 pm 4451 Views
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Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies, Mabel and Maude, are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Mabel pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
"What the hell is that?" asks Maude.
"A condom," replies Mabel. "This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
"Where did you get it?" asks Maude.
"You can get them at any drugstore," says Mabel.
The next day, Maude hobble herself into the local drugstore and tells the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at Maude kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter, Sonny," says Maude, "as long as it fits on a Camel."
And that's when the pharmacist fainted.
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Do you do it?
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Posted:Oct 5, 2006 5:36 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2006 7:46 pm 4423 Views
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Half Americans admit to re-gifting
Thu Oct 5, 8:28 AM ET
Wrapping up that unwanted picture frame from last Christmas and giving it to someone else as a gift might not be as taboo as it once was, according to a study released on Wednesday.
The survey of 1,505 American adults, conducted by market research firm Harris Interactive, found that over half of the respondents admitted to "re-gifting" with passing on gifts becoming a far more common and acceptable phenomenon.
In fact 78 percent of consumers who were polled felt that it was acceptable to re-gift some or most of the time.
Nancy Wong, a spokeswoman for Harris Interactive, said she was surprised by the number of people who admitted to re-gifting.
"It's not something I've thought about and when I saw that nearly half had done it -- 52 percent have re-gifted and or would re-gift -- it's quite a significant number," Wong told Reuters.
According to the survey, the mostly commonly re-gifted items were decorative household items, such as vases, paintings, picture frames and other trinkets.
Wong said that while 77 percent of respondents said they re-gifted because the item was perfectly suited to the new recipient, in some cases, the re-gift was far less generous.
The study showed that nine percent of people admitted that they re-gifted out of laziness to purchase a new gift and four percent confessed that they re-gifted out of dislike for the recipient.
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