ITS AN OMG!!
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Posted:May 30, 2012 6:13 pm
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2012 5:35 pm 3865 Views
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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition called Testicle disorder, where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh!, Well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman..
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."
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SUMBEECH! hehehehe
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Posted:May 29, 2012 7:36 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2012 6:11 pm 3849 Views
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A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed
With only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if
Nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"B.T," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the
President of the United States ?"
"Yep." Said the farmer.
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies...
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time for a joke
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Posted:May 8, 2012 1:47 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2012 7:36 pm 3541 Views
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.. A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' 'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.' Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.' 'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants,' she said. 'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!' 'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?' 'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.' The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?' She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?' You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?' 'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly. 'No Kidding,' he said. 'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'"
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A COWBOY FROM TEXASS
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Posted:Apr 18, 2012 11:21 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2012 1:49 am 3467 Views
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A cowboy from Texas attended a social function
where Barack Obama was trying to gather support for his Health Plan.
When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bush's home area,
he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single
syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies
that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some
problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's
what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang
around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost
always found circling around the back end of a ."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks,
"Are you calling me a 's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much
respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a
's ass."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins
rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl
says,
"Hard to fool them flies, though. "
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FULL OF IT (JOKE)
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Posted:Apr 10, 2012 8:06 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2012 11:19 pm 3395 Views
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
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OLD BUTCH (joke) kinda ??
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Posted:Apr 2, 2012 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2012 8:15 pm 3270 Views
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Old Butch
John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens),
called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went
into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so
he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were
busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight
sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the
"No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the
"Pulletsurprise"as well.
Clearly old Butch was a Democrat in the making.
Who else but a Democrat could figure out how to win
two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being
the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting and
screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
VOTE CAREFULLY THIS YEAR, THE
BELLS ARE NOT ALWAYS AUDIBLE
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OBAMACARE going down! IMO
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Posted:Mar 20, 2012 4:15 pm
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2012 7:07 pm 3146 Views
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Betting on whether the Supreme Court will declare "Obamacare" unconstitutional this year? At least some of the smart money is on "no."
The American Bar Assn. devoted all 40 pages of the latest Preview of United States Supreme Court Cases magazine to the high court's review of Obamacare, formally known as the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. (The court is scheduled to hear arguments about the law's constitutionality this month.) For this special issue, the editors of Preview polled "a select group of academics, journalists and lawyers who regularly follow and/or comment on the Supreme Court" to get their predictions on how the court would rule.
The result: 85% said the act would be upheld, mainly because they believed the court would find the requirement that all adult Americans obtain insurance coverage to be constitutional. A small faction -- 9% -- believed the court would hold that the challenge to the law was premature because the provisions being challenged won't go into effect until 2014. Most of those polled also said that if the court struck down the individual mandate, it would leave the rest of the act intact.
Granted, these are just educated guesses. The ABA didn't identify any of the experts it polled, so it's hard to know how much their own views of the healthcare law or the Constitution's commerce clause influenced their prognostications. We probably won't know the actual disposition of the appeal until the very end of the current Supreme Court term in late June or early July.
In the meantime, you can look at Preview -- the healthcare issue is free online -- and second-guess the unnamed court-watchers. The editors asked the experts to predict how each justice would vote on each of the four issues before the court. Here's how their answers broke down:
Most members of the group predicted a unanimous ruling that the challenge to the law was not premature, although 44% felt that Justice Sonia Sotomayor would dissent.
The group predicted a 6-3 decision to uphold the individual mandate, with Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. and Justice Anthony M. Kennedy joining the court's liberal wing in support, and Justices Clarence Thomas, Antonin Scalia and Samuel A. Alito Jr. dissenting. Kennedy was seen as the most likely to go the other way, with 47% predicting he would vote to hold the mandate unconstitutional.
(I'm no expert, but I suggested two years ago that Scalia would be sympathetic to the mandate, based on the concurring opinion he wrote in the case of Gonzalez vs. Raich.)
Asked whether the court would throw out the entire law if it ruled against the individual mandate, those polled predicted an 8-1 ruling in favor of letting the rest of the law remain in effect. Similarly, they expected an 8-1 split in favor of the law's expansion of Medicaid, which two dozen states have challenged as unconstitutional. The sole dissenter on both issues, the group projected, will be Thomas.
 
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Hypocrites! George Soros and the unions speaking
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Posted:Dec 1, 2011 9:55 pm
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2012 4:13 pm 3453 Views
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WTF??? from the park to the Penthouse, right next to Trumps!!
A block away from the New York Stock Exchange, a few dozen Occupy Wall Street organizers show up to work every day at an office building in the heart of Manhattan's Financial District. The movement may have lost its public face – a handful of protesters appear at Zuccotti Park on any given morning – but the folks who sit at desks inside the office said Occupy is still very much alive despite the recent evictions of encampments across the country.
The office space appears to be the movement’s nerve center. But the volunteers who plan future actions, network with other Occupy protests and deal with logistical issues insisted the location is not Occupy Wall Street’s headquarters.
Another place where decisions are being made is a short walk from the New York Stock Exchange, the public atrium at 60 Wall St. The privately owned public space is on the ground floor of the building that houses Deutsche Bank, one of the institutions that Occupy Wall Street has targeted
Next to his meeting a few dozen people were taking part in the direct-action group’s session. They were planning Occupy demonstrations that would take place outside a meeting of defense contractors and at a Democratic Party fundraiser in New York attended by President Barack Obama. 
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just another scammer , I"m talking about NEWT!
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Posted:Nov 29, 2011 2:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2011 11:47 am 3676 Views
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nooo, not talking about the usual, i'm talking NEWT!! yeah NEWT! check out his financial empire
MSNBC News anchor Rachel Maddow, and Salon.com editor Steve Kornacki, Friday accused Newt Gingrich and his presidential campaign of perpetrating a financial “scam” against the American people, by constructing his campaign as a money-making effort. Maddow also documented and detailed the flow of money from donors to Gingrich’s American Solutions organization, into an organization named, “The Gingrich Group,” which is a consulting firm headed by Newt Gingrich.
Maddow repeatedly stated, “It is a scam.”
Stating, “Newt Gingrich exists in this world to sell Newt Gingrich-related products,” Maddow also reviewed the Gingrich staff mass exodus in June, noting one ABC News story that quoted a staffer saying, “We didn’t sign up to be hucksters for products for sale.”
“The whole Newt, Inc. empire is basically kind of a fundraising scam,” Maddow said, adding, “Newt Gingrich left Congress thirteen years ago under a cloud of fundraising ethics charges.”
None of this should come as a surprise. CNN began this story in March, reporting the Gingrich “holds no fewer than 25 current titles, positions, and occupations, according to a review of public records and filings as well as his various official biographies.”
Many of these are advisory positions with non-profit or public interest organizations, but others are likely to comprise a significant portion of the former speaker’s annual income.
Gingrich is the chairman and CEO of The Gingrich Group, a communications and consulting firm founded in January 1999, shortly after the speaker left Congress. The firm says on its web site that it specializes in “transformational change.” One of the speaker’s first was Freddie Mac, according to the federal mortgage lender’s company listing in the Hoover’s business directory.
And in August, conservative-run “The Daily Caller” wrote, “Gingrich’s total assets were valued at between $6.7 million and $30.7 million in 2010. He has written 23 books and produced eight documentaries with his wife. He commands between $40,000 and $50,000 per speech.”
So how does Gingrich do it?
The former Speaker of the House has financed his operations by creating a large network of for-profit and nonprofit organizations which directly and indirectly spread the gospel according to Newt.
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The majority of Gingrich’s assets come from his numerous name-branded, for-profit groups: The Gingrich Group, Gingrich Communications, Gingrich Productions and Gingrich Holdings. He uses these companies to produce, distribute and supplement his prolific output of books, documentaries and public speeches.
Relations between the corporations are cozy. For example, in his July financial disclosures Gingrich declared a “promissory note” from the Gingrich Group, LLC to Gingrich Productions, Inc., valued somewhere between $5 million and $25 million.
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Gingrich Productions, which “provides talent for audio, video and photographic productions,” paid its namesake more than $2.4 million in distributions last year and is valued at between $500,000 and $1 million. Gingrich’s wife, Callista, heads the company and is the creative force behind its many documentaries, all of which feature her and Newt.
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SOCAL SFF GATHERInG
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Posted:Sep 12, 2011 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2011 6:49 am 4081 Views
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for info , if interested , post yes or no and we can send personal info... or check the fb
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