SOME GREAT QUOTES - A C/P
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Posted:Oct 7, 2014 4:21 pm
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2014 8:09 am 3267 Views
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1.This can be self-destructive.
NEVER tell your problems to ANYONE
20% don't care, and
80% are glad that you have them!!!
2.Life is similar to Boxing game...
Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down;
It is declared when you refuse to Get Up!
3.Sometimes WRONG persons teach RIGHT LESSONS
4.Everything is valuable only at 2 times:
a). Before getting it; and
b). After losing it!!!
5.Two things bring happiness success in life:
a). The way you MANAGE when you have nothing, and
b)The way you BEHAVE when you have everything!
6.Two places are MOST VALUABLE in the world:
a). The NICEST place is to be in someone's Thoughts, and
b). The SAFEST place is to be in someone's Prayers.
7.One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone
is to beat him at politeness.
8.Keep your face to the Sun,
And you will not see the shadow!
9.A Deaf says: For all of you, I am deaf;
But for me, all of you are dumb
Moral: Life differs in each perspective. Live the way you want to.
10.Attitude at its best:
My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL...
Kindly say on my FACE.
11.Ego is the only requirement to destroy any relationship.
Be a bigger person; skip the E, and let it go...!!!
12.One good thing about Egoists:
They don't talk about other people!
13.Do you know why God didn't give us the gift to read
others minds?
So that,
We could have the chance to TRUST,
And privilege to be TRUSTED!
14.As long as we don't forgive people who have hurt us,
They occupy a RENT-FREE SPACE IN OUR MIND
15.We have solutions to all the problems,
When they are not ours!!!
16.I asked God: If everything is already written in
Destiny, then WHY should I pray?
God smiled and said: I have also written- CONDITIONS APPLY!!!
17.Empty pockets teach millions of things in life
But full pockets spoil us in million ways!!!
18.Getting angry is punishing yourself for the mistakes of others!
19.Trust is like a STICKER.
Once it is removed, it may stick again,
But NOT as strong as it holds when you first applied it...
Always take care of relations.
20.Everything about the future is uncertain,
But one thing is sure:
God has already arranged all our tomorrows
We just have to TRUST HIM TODAY!!!
21.NEVER win people with Arguments, rather defeat with your Smile!
Because people who always wish to Argue with you,
cannot bear your Silence!!!
22.The search for happiness is one of the main source of
unhappiness.
23.Diplomacy is an art of telling people to go to hell in
such a way that
they tend to ask you for directions...
24.If a drop of water falls on a Lake, its identity is lost;
If it falls on Lotus leaf, it shines like a Pearl.
Drop is the same; but the company matters.
25.Our HOPES should be like Hair and Nails.
No matter how many times they get cut,But they never stop growing.
26.If you walk the way guided by humans, you will find hopeless end;
if you walk the way guided by God, you will find endless hope.
27.Memories are always special
Sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried;
And we cry by remembering the days we laughed!!!
That's Life!
28.Sea is common for all
Some take pearls,
Some take fishes,
Some come out just with just wet legs!
World is common to all; what we get, is whet we try for!
29.Life is very complicated
When you have standards, people call it ATTITUDE;
When you are simple, people try to CHEAT you;
When you cheat others, people call you SMART!
30.To smile without condition,
To walk without intention,
To give without reason,
To care without expectation,
Are the beauties of any Relation
31.All communication problems are because
We don't listen to understand; We listen to reply!!!
32.'There are many languages on earth, Smile speaks them all.' Keep Smiling.
EVERY HEART HARBOURS SOME PAIN ONLY THE WAY OF EXPRESSION IS DIFFERENT. ORDINARY PEOPLE HIDE IT IN THEIR EYES,WHILE BRILLIANT PEOPLE HIDE IT IN THEIR SMILE !!!
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THREE SHORT STORIES
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Posted:Sep 24, 2014 9:11 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2014 10:42 pm 2548 Views
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No racist intent - no offence meant - pun intended !! Best wishes ...
The Jewish Elbow…
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? ........."
"What . .. . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"
Wise Italian Grandfather
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wanta; you lissina me. I wanta; you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "Times up!"?"
Irish blonde...
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude"; with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORIES
NOT ALL IRISH ARE DRUNKS, NOT ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB,
..... BUT ALL MEN...ARE MEN
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WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
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Posted:Sep 23, 2014 2:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2014 3:10 am 2567 Views
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There is a lot of truth in this one……????
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
''Excuse me dear; I cannot seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes ??
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?
''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with beauty
like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere !!
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The Secretary
A company CEO tells his secretary:
"Next week we are going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements."
The secretary calls her husband:
"Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time."
The husband calls his lover:
"My wife is going abroad for a week, lets spend it together..."
The lover, a private school teacher, tells the :
"Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you'll be studying at home."
One of the went to his grandfather and said:
"Grandpa, next week I donot have school, you promised me that if I had time off we would go to the mountains together."
The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her:
"My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we are not going abroad."
The secretary calls her husband:
"The boss cancelled, we'll be together, my love."
The husband calls his lover:
"We cannot spend the week together, my wife is staying."
The lover tells the :
"My problem was solved, school is back on."
The goes to the grandfather:
"Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won't be able to go."
The CEO calls his secretary:
"My grandson won't be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad.";
The secretary calls her husband.... ...........................................
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SOME QUOTES ON GRATITUDE
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Posted:Sep 19, 2014 8:34 am
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2014 6:00 am 2624 Views
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The worthy person is grateful and mindful of benefits done to him. This gratitude, this mindfulness, is congenial to the best people.
Anguttara Nikaya i.61
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn’t learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn’t learn a little, at least we didn’t get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn’t die; so, let us all be thankful.
Gautama Buddha
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
John F Kennedy
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ONLY TIME CAN UNDERSTAND LOVE
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Posted:Sep 14, 2014 5:26 pm
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2014 8:29 am 2621 Views
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Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love.
One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so they all prepared their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed.
Love wanted to stay until it started sinking. When Love was almost sinking, he decided to ask for help.
Richness was passing by Love in a beautiful boat. Love said, “Richness, can you take me with you?”
Richness answered, “No, I can’t.. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you.”
Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by, “Vanity, please help me!”
“I can’t help you Love. You are all wet and can probably damage my boat,” Vanity answered.
Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, “Sadness, let me go with you.”
“Oh…Love, I am so sad that I prefer to go alone!”
Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not listen when Love called her!
Suddenly, there was a voice, “Come Love, I will take you.” It was an elder. Love became so happy that he even forgot to ask the elder her name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went on her own way.
Love asked Knowledge, another elder, the name of the elder who had helped him. “It was Time,” answered Knowledge.
“Time? But why did Time help me?” asked Love.
“Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is,” answered Knowledge.
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SOME THOUGHTS FROM CHANAKYA
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Posted:Sep 6, 2014 9:07 am
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2014 5:27 pm 2476 Views
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“A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are MISUNDERSTOOD and victimised first.”
“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
“There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.”
“Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions – Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.”
“As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.”
“Once you start a working on something, don’t be afraid of failure and don”t abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest.”
“The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.”
“A man is great by deeds, not by birth.”
“Treat your like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up are your best friends.”
“Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person AS LOVE IS ABHORRENT TO THE DISCONTENTS.”
“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”[center]
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WHAT A DOG TEACHES US !!
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Posted:Aug 10, 2014 7:12 am
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2014 9:53 pm 2512 Views
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A teaches us a lot of things, but we never seem to take notice. These are some of the lessons you might learn…
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run romp and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.
On warm days stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
When you’re happy dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you’re scolded don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout. Run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm, stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you’re not.
If what you want lies buried dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day be silent, sit close by… and nuzzle them gently.
Did I miss anything? Please add in your comments 
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