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gardining tip
Posted:Jun 24, 2019 5:55 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2019 5:25 am
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awhile back my garden was out of hand for weeds. between rain and going fishing I haven't been out there. I needed to do something. I hate weeding, id rather get spanked by a large simolian woman than pull weeds. I decided to use roundup but you cant spray without killing things you don't want kilt.
I mixed up a 5 gal. pail of roundup, got out a 7 inch paint roller and a fuzzy roller cover, took the handle off a push broom and PAINTED the garden. it worked great, you can hold a beer and kill weeds at the same time. I bet martha stewart never thunk of that
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robert kraft
Posted:Feb 23, 2019 6:18 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2019 5:34 am
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owner of the N E patriots got caught with a , so they want to punish him. the guy is 77 years old and wanted a little tail. I say give him a box of Viagra and a cpl s and leave him be. im not a pats fan by the way. just because theres snow on the roof doesn't mean theres not a fire in the furnace
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minority
Posted:Jan 29, 2019 3:55 am
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2019 6:34 am
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this is a more or less rural community I live in.. minoritys [ including black, indian and Mexican ] make up only 5 to 10% of the population. but according to surveys they make up 65% of the inmate pop. in the county jail. some will claim because there targeted. but facts are facts, they commit the majority of crimes, violent crimes are commited by minoritys 84% of the time. I cant blame cops for getting that extra adrenaline rush when handling those individuals. and start accusing me of being racist, these are just the facts
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cp
Posted:Jan 22, 2019 4:58 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2019 3:14 am
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you no nothing about me, but ill fill you in a bit. I currently own 2400 acres of prime land, I sold 1200 acres last year because it was to good of an offer to turn down. I have more 3 piece suits than you probly have stained panties. I cant blaim you for being attracted to me, after all, most are. but im not interested in an old hag now don't cry its just the way it is.
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the wall
Posted:Jan 21, 2019 5:45 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 4:44 am
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iv been hearing a lot from some of you old hags how a wall will work about as well as a facelift for you. let them build the wall, it cant hurt anything , rite? now go back to putting another layer of paint on your faces and as they say leave the governing to the governors
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leader
Posted:Jan 12, 2019 9:08 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2019 4:29 am
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IF YOU WANT TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY

DONT BE A LEADER

SELL ICE CREAM

I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS WHO I PISS OFF
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if trump
Posted:Jan 4, 2019 4:36 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2019 4:24 am
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if trump announced that oxygen was good for you, im sure 20 million dumacrats would quit breathing it
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tomatoe juice
Posted:Nov 4, 2018 5:10 am
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2018 4:14 am
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I took out the garden the other day b4 it froze but I still had a lot of tomatoes, so I decided to make juice. I don't have a blender to handle it but I do have a scott Atwater 2 power air cooled boat motor from the 40's. I mounted it on a saw and put a pail under the prop and filled it with tomatoes. in just a few seconds it turned into juice. just strain it thru a pillow case, add sugar and salt . it works great. I always say if you don't have what you need, improvise
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you asked for it
Posted:Oct 23, 2018 4:39 am
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2018 10:57 am
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the left started the violent behavor and harassment. now the right is fighting back. trying to blow uo soros, disrupting dems in restrurants etc. now whatch them cry like babies
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a few times
Posted:Jun 11, 2018 6:27 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2018 4:40 am
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theres been a few times I needed help from a cop. once I needed help from the fire dept.. a cpl times from a doctor.

I have never needed help from a celeb, a pro athlete or a left wing lib.
so why do they think there so important and spew stupid things from there mouths?
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