Cavity Search for Prompter Devices?
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Posted:Sep 23, 2016 8:23 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2016 8:48 am 9847 Views
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After earbud-gate, what steps are being taken to keep hilly from cheating? She's been missing for a few days....surgical implant?
I'd hate to be the one doing the cavity search on the hildabeast.
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Immigration - Part Deux
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Posted:Sep 23, 2016 8:11 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2016 8:17 am 8961 Views
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The Immigration Department has authorized overtime pay to get people "votable".
The ratio of Dem-to-Rep, newly-minted voters is 2-to-1.
What a good idea to let new Citizens help turn the USA into the shitcenters they just came from.
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Immigration for the Dem Votes
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Posted:Sep 22, 2016 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2016 8:08 am 8728 Views
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An internal email from the Obama Administration urges Immigration field offices to swear in as many new citizens as possible before the election.
I also expect to hear that Active Service Members are going to be "inhibited" from voting one way or another - just like the previous 2 Clinton Presidential runs.
Amazing what it takes to keep the Dem Party afloat.
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I Agree With Blower!
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Posted:Sep 21, 2016 7:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2016 5:36 am 7679 Views
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(pause here for a few of my friends to receive CPR or make ski reservations in Hell).
But we all knew there would be a caveat: Blower thinks employers should FIRE any employee who owns a gun.
OK - bodyguards for dems? You're FIRED!!!!!!
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Steak 'n Eggs Through a Straw
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Posted:Sep 21, 2016 5:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2016 4:23 pm 4052 Views
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Oh, OK - it's Egg Drop soup in beef broth. Going in for some dental tomorrow, but for now I'm on a straw diet. I almost gave up on it when I read the instructions:
Pour whisked eggs over a fork into the broth, while whisking the broth.
By my count, that takes 3 hands. I "whisk" briskly, so I would need a 4th to hold the broth bowl. Then I realized that this is out of the Great Chef Elzar's cookbook (from Futurama).
4 Arms.
Note to Liszto: I bumped it up a notch with my Spice Weasel - BAM!
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Nobody Got Shot
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Posted:Sep 21, 2016 1:41 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2016 6:34 pm 4055 Views
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There were no wardrobe malfunctions. No one rushed the stage. No one badmouthed Conservatives. No Code Pink. No BLM.
It was a rebroadcast of the 2016 Payne Stewart Award. This year's honoree is Jim Furyk. A little background here: the award goes annually to the golfer who most reflects Payne's charitable spirit, sportsmanship, ethics and class. Jim Finchem (my pick for POTUS) and a list of previous winners (Arnie, Jack, Phil, Steve) shared. There were VERY few dry eyes in the house.
Sure as hell weren't any hilly voters.
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Pathetic, Fatboy
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Posted:Sep 20, 2016 3:48 pm
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2016 12:33 am 4407 Views
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Part of the hildabeast's warchest is earmarked for Social Media propaganda. Some people are getting paid to spread the lies.
Fatboy is such a tool he does it for free.......
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Chelsea Gets It
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Posted:Sep 17, 2016 6:20 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2016 8:03 am 3690 Views
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Eschewing her 's first day at school for her mom's Campaign, Chelsea once again proves she's a Real Clinton.
Well, she only exists because the Clintons had to do SOMETHING to show they're a Real American Family. She knows it.
But the attitude is "I can have more , but mom in the White House means BILLIONS for the Family"
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Blower Strangely Silent
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Posted:Sep 17, 2016 11:52 am
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2016 3:50 am 3752 Views
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The notion of disarming hilly's bodyguards has come up. I expected full support from blower......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Clinton Continuing to Drop
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Posted:Sep 17, 2016 11:26 am
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2016 3:51 am 3443 Views
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....Faster than bill's trousers on Pedophile Island.
Expect Fatboy to post nearly non-stop (he thinks it will help).
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