Sheep trials
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Posted:Feb 11, 2016 6:49 am
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2016 3:14 pm 3857 Views
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The New South Wales sheep trials concluded last week...
None of the dogs were found guilty.
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style
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Posted:Feb 9, 2016 10:10 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 5:7 am 1985 Views
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Anybody ever try s*x style?
That's where you take everything off except your shoes...
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Cinderella
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Posted:Jan 31, 2016 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2016 9:43 am 2140 Views
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Cinderella didn't wish for a prince.
She asked for the night off and and a new dress.
- Kiera Cass
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Women are like phones
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Posted:Jan 28, 2016 7:44 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 7:46 am 3206 Views
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Women are like phones. They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and you get disconnected.
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Wife's Diary
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Posted:Jan 24, 2016 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2016 9:08 am 2961 Views
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Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange.
We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset because I was late getting home, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet where we could talk.
He agreed, but didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.
He said, "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely. He wants nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quiet and watched TV. He continued to be distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. I still felt that he was distracted. His thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
Husband's Diary:
Boat wouldn't start today. Can't figure out what's wrong.
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reunion
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Posted:Jan 20, 2016 3:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2016 8:40 am 3135 Views
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My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon, and I'm worried about the 175 lbs. I've gained since then.
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buying carpet
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Posted:Jan 17, 2016 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2016 2:17 pm 2033 Views
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I went to Carpet Discount Warehouse to check out their TV ad for great carpet bargains. They had a lot, so I asked them, "Do you sell carpet by the yard?"
The answer was, "No, we sell it from here in the building."
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the fridge
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Posted:Jan 13, 2016 6:43 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2016 9:15 pm 1985 Views
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I spent a couple of hours last night defrosting the fridge ...
or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
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missing wife
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Posted:Jan 3, 2016 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2016 11:11 am 1816 Views
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My wife has been missing for over a week.
The police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I went to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back...
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the i-Pad incident
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Posted:Dec 30, 2015 11:13 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2015 7:17 pm 1895 Views
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I asked my if she had a newspaper.
She said, "Dad, it's 2015, just use my I Pad."
The fly's dead, and now she's mad because her i-Pad is broken.
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