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Posted:Apr 18, 2019 9:44 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2019 9:40 am
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T'was in the very week of Easter season
all the representatives in our house

Were in always present partisan modes
Over whether our Trump, was really a louse ?

Mueller's report, had at last leaked to the press
As speaker Pelosi nervously, fidgeted with her dress

All the Dems were drooling, over the chance to impeach
While Donald like always, was using his bullshit to teach

He had carefully arranged to be broadcast, quite live all over Fox
Another deceptive end run , because they had him quite boxed

While no one in America, had expected Donald to cave
The near by eternal flame did flutter, over JFK's grave

How far and how awful, to the very depths had our America sunk
For taking Russia for a bed mate, proved Trump to be a true skunk

Denial in gestures, of true arrogance in passing the blame
Your Fired now was reversed, despite his decades of fame

For long before now, were needed the lessons to impeach
Hadn't history simply showed us, in which direction to reach ?

Yes the blogs on Senior Friend Finder, were both Pro and Con
Tooth and nail long time differences, their fighting lingering on

Carolina loudly screaming. for our President to now quit
Further calling him a low down stink turd, of 100% pure shit

Big Block and the LeafReport, both clamoring for space
While dear Hankywilliam, called them both a disgrace

As always from the ashes, did our Earthy Taurus arise
For she knows quite better, is to anyone's surprise ?

Now each day for quite a long time, will war yet be raged
By this crowd of fanatics intent, upon ruining our age ?
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WHEN HER BAGPIPES PLAYED BRIEFLY YET AGAIN!
Posted:Apr 18, 2019 6:44 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2019 9:26 am
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WHEN HER BAGPIPES PLAYED BRIEFLY YET AGAIN

Firmly nestled upon her dads strong supporting shoulders, 8 Amanda Brewer (Amanda is Latin for one who deserves love) watched the famous Scottish Clydesdales and the Red Budweiser Wagon disapearing around the parades last corner as her dad joked to her Uncle Scott about how all of us beer and Georgia Brewers had to always stick together!
The time was April 2, 1961 Easter Sunday and the location was downtown Boston, Massachusetts on a perfect blue skyed New England Spring day.
It had been a wonderful three day trip so far for Amanda in seeing famous Ironsides the USS Constitution, two of the famous three local Kennedy Brothers and someone named Ted Williams on a baseball type float who everyone around her cheered and applauded quite loudly and wildly!
Now she couldn't help but giggle out loud as shorty after the horses moved out of her sight, the corps of funny men all wearing short dresses drew quite near. She was about to ask her why, when their leader in front raised his long silver stick wand upward in sudden motion while all 16 pipers turned to face her while drawing their crude to her instruments upward and closer to their chests.
After perhaps four or five continuous odd pitched seconds of varied sounds, they began to together in perfect unison as one little eight felt her very first deep rooted pulses crop thus signifying true life.
Chills ran down her spine despite those 82 degree temperatures as the vibratons captured the full attention of everyone within hearing distance. How wonderful and beautiful was their music as young Amanda's wide open eyes began to take in the sight of their uniformed pageantry of such traditional proudness.
Yes instilled deeply in her heart and mind forever, she whispered softy to them not to go as their leader with long silver stick, signaled them somehow to turn forward again and begin to march ahead!
This was Amanda's beginning of development of trading her infancy away in exchange for blossoming childhood! All the way back to dixieland, she kept asking her father all about those wonderful Pipers.
Fast forward slightly over five and half decades and now at age 65, widow Amanda again carrying her full birth name, had spent a lifetime in searching for those same wonderful vibrations in the form of a man.
Oh she had experienced her fair share of men over her adult lifetime. Many holding the promise of full acceptance yet her active visionary mind had set certain standards of both conduct and personality all had fallen quite short upon.
Was it her or them she had sometimes asked herself when alone in deep probing thought? Always Amanda would end these wonderments concluding men somehow stopped short in fully committing to love and romance.
Just once, she would love to find a man who would not only just look into her eyes in a moment of joined but selfish passion, but rather would look deep into her very soul to find her True Deep Being!
Was total joined understanding impossible to really find at this late stage in Amanda's life?
Not one to ever give on her dreams or wants in life, she carried herself proudly not to change a single thing nor compromise any of her strong true but sometimes complex beliefs!
Sometimes small unintentional chance events can trigger great change in ones life. It was an article Face Book article written way back in his youth captured Amanda's full and immediate attention..
It was in the form of a term paper he had written on idealsim while a scant second college student. It's title was

WHAT I WANT MY SOULMATE TO BE LIKE!

She must be Beautiful to but not to all other men.
She must always be Herself and never change nor conform to others expectatons.
She must have a Perfect Body to me but again not to other men.
She must wear a smile most times to show happiness and contentment.
A pug nose to wipe whipped cream on just before or perhaps off after sex.
Her ears must work quite well while her mind is relaxed and remains interested.
She must make mean breakfasts for me in bed but be able to trade places and maybe accept an unwanted piece of egg shell now and then.
She must know one needs to Give freely of choice in order too Fully Receive the very same way.
Lies would not exist in our two person world, for insecurity and selfishness can't exist!
She must allow me the full liberties to master her body in order to totally pleasure her.
Understanding would allow shared mindsets and moods to give us both double strength.
Differences of views or ideals fully accepted as earned privlidges of ones created self.
She must be to Learn from .
She must be to Teach about life and herself each new day.
Trust built upon Total Honesty and Genuine Love never need be discussed!
Our time together as great as the Gift Of Life itself!
If my fly is down, it might just be on purpose/

With her lifelong visions fueled with an element of great new promise, now 65 Amanda Brewer wrote to his Face Book post. It was his younger sister thanked her for replying and wished her well in her search and quest, but he had passed away broken hearted just three months proior having given on his life time of hope!



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PER BB''S MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said BLOG TODAY.
Posted:Apr 17, 2019 10:29 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2019 8:04 pm
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Envision this scene as seen on TV some 80 to 100 times each and every weekday!

Nerdy looking Yes dear type middle aged hubby opens medicine cabinet door only to discover peeping Tom mustached Mike caught lurking on the other side.

says Nerd hubby....' Hey your that Pillow guy on TV, put your robe on honey and come here, its the pillow guy!"

Caught dead to rights, our voyeur Mike turns an instant sheet white and begins to babble the following.

Mike " Yes my patented pillow make out of my special patented foam right here in the USA will give you the Best nights Sleep Possible and I personally Guarantee it!"

Disclaimer never to be mentioned ---->>>>.Making a fortune selling a slab of the same foam rubber that e-bay uses to ship small electronics to your doorstep our Mike already has a net worth of some 87 million in only seven short years.

Not satisfied with his price tag of $30 for each and every pillow he ships of which costs him only $ 1.79 not including his 50% shipping costs profits, Mike has come up with quite a BRILLIANT MARKETING PLAN!

" ORDER MY AMAZING PILLOW NOW AND I WILL SHIP YOU A SECOND PILLOW ABSOLUTELY FREE!!""" (just pay a separate shipping cost. Now no advertised price is given like it was before clearly stated at $30 per pillow.
The new pillow selling price is $ 60 ( doubled) but he throws in a second pillow..

What Marketing Mike has done is this folks. Mike is selling two $30 pillows per single order Doubling his Sales orders. Add the separate handling fee attached to the second order and he makes an extra $10 as both pillows are shipped together.
Now Mike has given us the greatest sheet gimmick of all time. Yes a special also patented goat or sheep compound ( I forget which one it is?) to give you the best nights sleep you've ever had. He Guarantees it!

Shipping as with most TV credit card orders billed same, will take anywhere from 4 to 8 weeks to arrive at your doorstep.

The pillows or sheets you order, do not exist yet. They will have to be ordered and paid for first. When the number of ordered items reach a set level the manufacturer has set, they will start making them..

No inventory to have to house. The item is shipped directly from the manufacturer so all Mike has to do, is run an ad, take credit card information, plus get a name and shipping address.

He pre-pays the order at the time of manufacture and in between during those 4 to 8 weeks, gets interest on your money he is investing totally safely and risk free to add yet another 2% to 8%.

Many of those television telemarketers use this same way to make millions. Those time life records are sold and marketed the very same identical way. Order and pay up front and wait up to two months to receive it.

FYI Phil Swift from Flex Seal ( a cheap car undercoating that's been around for over half a century with one ingredient added) now has grown into a Family of FLex Seal products) $ 19.99 plus shipping for 8 fluid ounces that stick out like a sore thumb.

"Hi Phil Swift here for Flex Seals family of fine products.."

The cute little green lizard with the heavy Brit accents that COULD save you 15% on your car insurance but in truth wont save you very much compared to all the rest.

With its 400 million dollars a year it spends in TV commercials around the clock on some 72% of all cable network programing channels. it has to screw you if you file a simple honest claim.

Go gooogle any of those 9 big car insurance companies that all can save you up to $629 a year on your car insurance.

Type in the name and then REVIEWS if your curious or the next time you are looking for a service you need.

READ THE REVIEWS AND SAVE YOURSELFS BIG MONEY..

CRIME LIFE WARN HER OLDIES A RIP OFF, " YOU COULD SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS TRYING TO FIND THESE IMPOSSIBLE TO LOCATE CLASSICS IN RECORD
STORES!!! THAT SIMPLY TRANSLATES INTO THIS

These oldies classics albums you buy are from mostly dead artists and most are well over half a century old. WE own the rights that we paid a few cents on the dollar for but will sell you these 158 treasured classic songs for only 3 easy payments of only $ 49.95. Order within the next five minutes and receive free shipping. That a savings of almost $17. Yes like at 3am when most of them are run as channel fillers they pay to the channel operators by the dozens are standing by with a stop watch.

Yes that saying the you only get what you pay for it wrong.. Be careful and do your homework. 90% of all television commercial claims are gimmicks to get your money..
The only one I believe in was Kellogg's Corn Flakes which were everything they were advertised as and they are no longer seen on television.

Do you remember WHO DO YOU KNOW, NOT A SOLITARY SOUL, THAT DOESN'T LIKE KELLOGS CORN FLAKES!!!!

Now HURRY AND ACT NOW AND Order some Plex a germ and see the wrinkles magically disappear within three minutes....( it does work in VERY SMALL LIMITED WAY to hide part of them but only for a short hour or so.. Very expensive to buy a small little jar..

If you do then I say to you..... you have just become, ONE OF THE PIG MAN NATION !!!

NOW SLEEP WELL... MIKES KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU HONEY..[/
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FINALLY
Posted:Apr 12, 2019 10:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2019 9:54 pm
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IN RESPONSE TO RESCUING A DEAF MUTE KITTEN.
Posted:Apr 3, 2019 7:55 pm
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2019 10:20 am
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Back in February 0f 1975 when we were all so much younger, a song hit the charts called WildFire. This a crossover song blending rock, pop, country and folk.
It rose to become number three on the top forty charts and instant legend in the State of Nebraska where Indian folk lure for many decades preceded its finally being written by one Michael Murphy.

Here are its lyrics.

WILDFIRE

She comes down from Yellow Mountain
On a dark, flat land she rides

On a pony she named Wildfire
With a whirlwind by her side

On a cold Nebraska night

Oh, they say she died one winter
When there came a killing frost

And the pony she named Wildfire
Busted down its stall

In a blizzard he was lost

She ran calling Wildfire
She ran calling Wildfire
She ran calling Wildfire

Now Patti some 44 years later, allow me to rewrite Wildfire into Wild Feather and hopefully your niece will fully understand its full meaning and purpose!

IN RESPONSE REALLY RESCUING A DEAF MUTE WIDOW

WILD FEATHER

She fell quite hard from her golden mountain
When her beloved husband prematurely passed

Leaving her a deaf broken hearted widow
For shared lives were never intended to last

And in a state of prolonged grieving sorrow she was lost

They say a miracle happened one day right after her work
When her steering wheel made its self suddenly turn left

Right into this magically appearing animal shelter
Straight to this one kitten, like her born totally deaf

For just like her it was also alone and lost

Love and understanding formed their instant bonding
Which only the two of them could ever really understand

You see this orphaned ferral deaf male kitten
Was the Reincarnated Soul of her Eternal Man

Not a single word would ever be needed
Only a lip synced eye contacted silent meow

For great loss can sometimes be replaced
Simply keeping strong faith is the answer how

She now smiles calling Wild Feather
She now smiles calling Wild Feather

SHE NOW SMILES CALLING HER WILD FEATHER!
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WHAT IS COURAGE, HONOR, DIGNITY, RESPECT AND TOTAL FAITH?
Posted:Mar 7, 2019 9:53 am
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2019 7:27 pm
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I will start this blog by quoting one posted around 4am earlier today entitled

ALEX TREBEK!


Yesterday the All Stars games finished on Jeopardy. Today we get the devastating news Alex Trebek has been diagnosed with stage 4 Pancreatic . I have watched Jeopardy for and Alex Trebek is one of my favorite people on the planet. He also happens to be a Canadian as well. has no boundaries and can any one of us any time. My thoughts and prayers go out to Alex and his family." (thank you Shartaun03)


A few weeks ago when Alex first announced a brand new type of Tournament of Champions to be played in AN ALL STAR TEAM FORMAT, my first thoughts were one of wondering if perhaps this was a Tribute to JEOPARDY itself by having all of its greatest Contestant's reappear before us millions of viewers over a two week format

Was it going off the air due to Alex being 78 and physical strain of doing five shows a week with long hours and travel away from his home?

Never did I begin to suspect this was a TRIUBUTE EVENT due to his being in the fourth stage of Pancreatic '

Now about this most remarkable and amazing man!

His thirst for knowledge is only exceeded by his 34 plus (since 1984) as the sole Jeopardy host where he has given the world tens upon tens of thousands of answers covering the full spectrum of so many interesting and informative subjects.

This man has to considered the Greatest Teacher of all time as well as its most credible! personality.

No one will ever know how many young people his personality and demeanor have influenced into the art of further study and education.

Attention is gained by creating interest thus his presentation and delivery based upon an endless wealth of subject matter has greatly enriched my life.

Many ago, a big five publication called Readers Digest used to run a section called the Most Amazing Man I ever met!

Alex Trebek gets my vote as well as millions of others like us world wide.

I somehow get the strong feeling, our Alex will a vital future role for donations and private research funding donations forf Pancreatic Cance!

This to be revealed after his sad passing as a man of deep humility and humanity has carefully chosen to hide the pain and sufferings endured from his first four stages of this dreaded disease.

His words for enlistment to help others world wide just as his Affordable Life Insurance for seniors has over the past two decades.

I hope his professional life's work will continue in the form of JEOPARDY and the very first final Jeopardy question asked by his replacement show host under the topic of Humanity is as follows.

WHAT IS COURAGE, HONOR, DIGNITY, RESPECT AND TOTAL FAITH?

The FINAL JEOPARDY answer is


ALEX TREBEK







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COULD YOU EFFECTIVELY BECOME A WALMARK GREETER?
Posted:Mar 4, 2019 10:16 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2019 3:22 pm
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COULD YOU EFFECTIVELY BECOME A WALMARK GREETER?

HERE ARE YOUR JOB INTERVIEW QUESTONS TO PONDER AND ANSWER!

Would having to stand and smile at the most diversified collective group of screwly Americans for eight hous a day test your intestineal (not bowls) fortitude to the far reaches of sucker punching the next creep that spits a big nasty wad of chewing tobacco on your second hand left sneaker?

Would having to listen to over 130 irrate very nearby customers per work shift loudly bitching to the sole return merchandise associate (clerk with her hearing aid BATTERIES stone cold dead) who retorts by having them sign the Return Slip on the bottom line if they are able to write their names properly?

Do you enjoy watching tiny skinny women unable to pull out a shopping cart from the long line of all badly stuck together ones that the angry parking lot boy has smashed together one at a time because the single 12 volt. battery on his cute little oange blinking light electric gathering push cart is getting real low and you dearly need to extract some degree of personal satisfaction from this minimum wage joke the Waltons label as a job?

Are you willing to under go a BATTERY of physical testing to find out if you can stand still and stay put in one spot for 480 minutes ( full eight hour shift not counting your ASSOCIATE 20 minute lunch break) while putting on a totally fake Smile directed at arriving people that collectively look like they all ransaked the same not so Good Will donaton dumpster located on the POST SIDE OF TOWN?

When you say hello, do you almost meekly whisper so that all arriving shoppers are humbled as to feel sorry for you and thus fail to observe those advertised falling price tags that really do not exist at all?

Would you believe that Walmark actually got started from Walton's Mountain when Grandpa and John Boy collaborated in selling all of their vast saw dust piles behind the mill as speedy dry kitty litter down at Ike Godsey's General Merchandise store? (if you are a dog person and not a cat person you need not answer this Walmark question!)

Have you ever wondered how in hell seven different bedroom lights went out within 11 seconds of each other on two floors as 6 Walton children all said goodnight to each other and too hard of hearing grandpa but not grandma?

Do you get tired easy as you will have to park at the very back left side of our giant parking lot and walk all the way into the store? Do you mind walking in slush and sleet wearing your special Greeter disguised for long shift sneakers?

Would you look down and away when spotting any of your neighbors arriving and thus realize you need to take a job in order to make ends meet?

Do you know the six time practiced ways to spot shoplifters? Perhaps the best way is to study the convicted shop lifter mug shot photos right over the time clock!

Would the smells from our snack bar make you hungry and prompt you burping?

Would you send rude people asking stupid questions to the wrong section of our store?

At what juncture of your work shift, would you stop having a lone shopping cart ready for the next arriving customer and just let them do the entire dam thing without receiving any of your help?

Would you spend any part of your 1% employee gifted merchendise discount on tobacco products you might spit out just like Josey Wales?

When sneaking off to the rest room all four times during your long work shift, would you sit on the toilet behind a locked closed door resting your tired legs without even taking down your pants or panties?

To keep from becoming totally bored, would you play a secret game with yourself as to whom is wearing the ugliest shoes contest??

If Clem the well known local Pig farmer were to extend his hand to you upon arriving, would you actually shake it, pretend at that very moment to deeply sneeze or lie and tell him both your arms have fallen asleep from yanking out single shopping carts and you will be sure to ^5 him the very next time?

How long would it take you to ask for a raise? Pick one. 1. ten years 2. five years 3. one year 4. one month 5. at the start of your second day on the job?

Are you happy that Sears and K-mark are both going down the tubes just like all of the mom and pop stores within a 20 mile radus when you sold your products dirt cheap to get a strong foothold so that today a simple once cheap loaf of rye bread you sell, is priced at $ 3.34?

Seeing that the Waltons were 100% American including Jim Bob and Mary Ellen, would you again sell their saw dust kitty litter so that at least one item out of the more than 780,000 are not foreign made and imported via slave labor combined with ultra cheap second rate materials?

If hired would you entirely skip our spider web covered suggestion box to be placed on the promotion list every door greeter truly desires after their first day on the job.

Would the constant shift ringing of the Salvation Army Christmas time bells upset you or make you want to loudly sing Bing Crosby's White Christmas right next to the fake Christmas tree display while shaking your head and starting a thick dandruff flow to the floor?

Last Question and we are done.........If you received a notice in the mail five months from now that I hired you, would you personaly call the store to thank me in a state of excited jubilation, and undercover donate 11% of your bi weekly pay check to my foundation to enrich Management?[/
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THE TRUE DEFINITION OF A WOMAN. (part One)
Posted:Feb 28, 2019 10:31 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2019 1:24 pm
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Centered within the five square block area of Derby Ohio, stood Ralph and Eddie's Bar and Grill, truly a landmark focal point that has stood quite proudly since 1937 when seventeen years of misguided prohibition had last came to a most welcomed end..

Certainly falling under the category of being a True Man's Watering Hole, it main core of patrons were the mine workers who found welcomed relief five days each week when the high pitched hilltop whistle would loudly blow freeing them from their almost daily rock dust tunnel imprisonment with pick ax and dim helmet lights.

Yes Ralph and Eddies was a mans place as few if any women ever showed except Ralph's daughter Emma who would do all of the washing of glasses, bar tops, tables and even faithfully mop the spilled beer and ale from the floor surrounding its mainstay attraction, a Brunswick regulation pool table where each and every game came with quite competitive wagers.

As one might suspect, being independent from their wives each afternoon, the subject of woman was always the main topic of choice presented in the forms of many unfair and quite judgemental comments. Jokes never failing to invoke loud instant laughter poor quite homely and always single 32 year Emma Barton would pretend not too hear as her mop and wash cloth tasks were always underhand.

One day near the end of summer, a large fashioned black board left over from Derby's elementary school's rentovations was brought in and almost instantly became its new communications center. Yes the white chalk messages always carried new funny jokes, most dirty in nature as again poor Emma would have the duties of erasing its contents at the end of her long low paying work shifts.

Soon with both Ralph and Eddies full approval and blessings, the female sex became its main most welcomed subject target as laughter ran abound increasing daily beer and ale sales by almost 20%. Erasing them every mid evening soon became Emma Barton's favorite shift duty and chore!

With men being men (actually being little boys), six foot wide by five feet tall board drew a good part of the pool room crowd to the three large tables located right in front of it.

Like all beer halls, the never ending search for laughter one day manifested a quite spirited competitive contest of sorts...........

WHICH MAN COULD COME UP WITH THE BEST DEFINITION OF A WOMAN?

Four men per day would post their personal space allotted opinions of course never daring to attach their names to their views of the weaker sex. Each day ratings of approval would be judged and graded so as to keep track which cleaver man was indeed the most MACHO!!!!!!

It would take some 16 weekdays until the last of the 64 contestants would post his final view on the TRUE DEFINITION OF WHAT A WOMAN REALLY WAS!

Being the senior of all those 64 men, seventy four year Art Dugan nick named Art the Fart, wrote the following which immediately silenced everyone present with its Meaning and handily and instantly won him the first place prize of $100 worth of free mugs of the beer or ale of his choice

---------THE TRUE DEFINITION OF A WOMAN IS --------------

A WOMAN IS A LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM FOR A CUN?


End of part ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no comments allowed until part TWO
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