Death Penalty
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Posted:Jan 23, 2019 1:34 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2024 3:10 pm 3653 Views
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Why, when the Gas Chamber is used, is Hydrogen Cyanide used? It is a terribly painful way to die. Why, for example is Nitrous Oxide ( NO ) not used? That is a painless death. I understand that those put to death, their victims suffered terribly. As a Society, should we lower ourselves and inflict pain and suffering, the very thing we penalize the perpetrators for? My point is, if NO is used, the person is just as dead.
Any thoughts on this?
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Cake-makers and Courts.
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Posted:Jun 9, 2018 5:30 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2024 4:56 pm 2993 Views
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It is nothing to do with Religion. It is about Freedom.
No one should be told they have to do something they do not wish to do be it bake a cake, buy a magazine, speak their mind, eat their vegetables first, be forced to eat broccoli even in they are the president, be a member of a Trade Union or anything else or not, and so on.
That homosexual pair could just have gone to another cake shop. Why didn't they? So, they are free to be homosexuals according to their preference, but the cake maker is not free to make a cake or not according to his belief.
Hypocricy of the first order. They demand of everyone that they can exercise their Rights, but others cannot even express theirs.
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Customer Testimonial for New Product.
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Posted:Feb 8, 2016 2:43 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2019 1:26 pm 4037 Views
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Re(2): Finally, the user's manual I ordered has arrived! (mature)
Posted on April 17, 2007 at 11:19:15 AM by Tongue-Fu
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New Product Available ~ User's Manual.
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Posted:Feb 8, 2016 2:30 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2024 4:56 pm 3935 Views
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Reading Fossil's blog about 'Bob''s, I thought he or other males here may be interested in a product I am selling. I have set out here exerpts from the User's Manual. Read on .....
GodCo® Vagina User's Manual and Technical Guide (with specifications)
Congratulations, sir, on the acquisition of our fine vaginal orifice!
With proper care, this vagina will give you many years of satisfying pleasure*.
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1 (one) 1" vagina
1 (one) 3/16" clitoris (4mm metric available on European models)
2 (two) labia majora
2 (two) labia minora
4 (four) parts you won't exactly know what to do with. Do NOT throw these parts away!
1 (one) quart of 10w/40 lubricant
1 (one) decorative storage unit (female)
1 (one) upholstery kit (optional)
Please ensure that all pieces are present prior to use.
WARNING: Never operate this, or any other vagina, while under the
influence of alcohol. Doing so may void your warranty and/or self-esteem.
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Your vagina comes fully assembled from the factory, but it is not unusual for some settling to occur during shipment.
Troubleshooting Your Vagina
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From a cold start, please ensure that you provide adequate warm-up time, referred to in the industry as "foreplay". This may take up to 17 (seventeen) hours to fully enact. But your vagina will thank you!
Problem: Whoo-hoo!
Solution: This is not an actual problem. This is the desired result of
using the product properly. Feel free to submit your own product testimonial.
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