Baking Soda
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Posted:Jan 1, 2023 12:59 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 7:24 am 278 Views
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what it is used for
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Weird Florida Laws
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Posted:Dec 31, 2022 9:44 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 7:24 am 256 Views
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1.It Is Illegal for a Woman to Fall Asleep Under a Hair Dryer at a Hair Salon
2.It Is Illegal to Roll a Barrel Down the Street in Pensacola
3.The Punishment for Theft Is Still Listed as Death by Hanging
4.You Cannot Park at an Intersection
5.It Is Illegal to Sing in a Swimsuit
6.It Is Illegal to Sell Oranges on the Side of Miami Beach
7.Unmarried Women Parachuting on Sundays Can Be Fined
8.Men Cannot Wear Strapless Gowns in Public
9.You Cannot Hang Your Clothes From a Clothesline in Cape Coral
10.In Tampa, It Is Illegal to Eat Cottage Cheese After 6 pm on a Sunday
11.Skateboarding Without a License Is Illegal
12.You Cannot Tie Your Elephant to a Parking Meter Without Paying a Parking Fee
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"Top Ten Signs You Are 'Burned Out' Because of Work"
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Posted:Dec 31, 2022 9:22 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 7:24 am 264 Views
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1.You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell."
2.Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, jerk!"
3.Your garbage can IS your "in" box.
4.You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
5.You have so much on your mind, you've forget often how to think.
6.Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through ...ER.... Monday.
7.You sleep more at work than at home.
8.You leave for a party and instinctively take your ID badge.
9.Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.
10.You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
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Blonde Police Woman Joke source
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Posted:Dec 31, 2022 7:13 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 7:24 am 241 Views
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A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residental zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.
The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde.
She asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "Don't be a smartass!, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
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