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DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER?? (some long necking required) DOES SIZE REALLY REALLY MATTER? It was my very first day of SEX EDUCATION 169 when I seriously asked my new Professor Watkins "Does size really matter sir?" I guess I was not the first student to have asked that question of him as instantly he told all 37 of us frosh the following story. "'Once upon a time there was this simply divine female giraffe. Tall, slender, with long sexy eye lashes and a teasing walk of promise! Each day she never failed to strut her stuff around the entire jungle delibertely showing off her magnificent body! While every male animal species in the jungle couldn't help but to notice and admire her feminine charms, it was a mature male mouse named Topo that somehow instantly fell madly and deeply in love with her. From practically day one. he bragged to all the other 11 male mice that shared the same den "That he was going to screw her brains out someday!" As could be expected, every single one of them rolled on the floor laughing their asses off at his ridiculous claim. Three weeks of him sending love letters full of passionate promise went by before he received a reply back from her that said. "Little mouse Topo, I can't help to not only feel flattered, but your smooth style of confidence mixed with sexual innduendos has me more than a little bit turned on! Tonight there is a full harvest moon to give glowing light, meet me next to the main watering hole for a night of divine promise and passion! Take me for I am now yours!"" So the entire mouse den was shocked and surprised when Topo showed them all her response to his naughty flirting. At midnight they met under the glow of the moon and went into a small clearing and started to go at it.... Five hours passed as poor Topo now back at his mouse den had his tongue hanging out while desperately panting to catch his breath. He was also lying on his back with the bottoms of his four paws all raw and bloody while pointing skywards. It was the mouse leader that came over to Topo then and said " I guess little buddy when she saw the tiny size of your mouse penis, that 1,350 pound seventeen foot high giraffe got so frustrated and angry that she kicked the living shit right out of you didn't she" ??????? To his arrogant question little TOPO replyed the following. " NO IN FACT SHE LOVED MY DICK, ITS JUST THAT BETWEEN KISSING HER AND SCREWING HER FOR ALMOST FIVE HOURS. I HAD TO HAVE RUN A GOOD NON STOP THIRTY FIVE HARD ASS MILES!" So you see "SIZE DOES NOT MATTER, but STAYING POWER CERTAINLY DOES Professor Watkins said to our freshman class while wearing a knowing smile! Dan M 03561 1 
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The very first thing she is going to do is to SIZE YOU UP WHEN MEETING.
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if you manage to charm her and gain her immediate interest you in line to hit a home run and thus score
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but if your about half the size she expects and will settle for, take Teddy Roosevelt's sound advice and carry a big stick in the form of a state of the art dildo. while whispering Honey, I just got to hand it to you!!!!!  
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letting a guy know what turns you on the best is great! however sex it both give and take, and not just take... A big difference in obtaining the closeness and connection wanted..
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12/22/2018 1:38 pm |
size matters when its in deep.
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12/23/2018 3:24 pm |
its the size of a man heart that really counts in life.
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I am impressed this blog post wasn't banned the way my erotica was. As they say, size doesn't matter but how you use it does. I think size does matter if it is too small to feel it. However, I would take a great guy with an average sized manhood over a prick (the person not their manhood) with a gigantic one.Elaine Shuel
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