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sportsbuffHal 62M
55 posts
5/4/2019 3:06 pm
OPRAH WINFREY'S CRACK BUST BIGGEST IN US HISTORY !

It was a day that veteran twenty two year United States Custom agent C. D. Crackman will not soon forget! As the main departing gate day supervisor at O'hare's International Air Port which happens to be the worlds highest volume passenger air facility, Crackman and his smuggling enforcement team made the largest one person drug concealment arrest ever to take place upon American Soil.

Taken into full custody and officially arrested at 3:27 pm CST. was 65 year old Oprah Gail Winfrey once recognized as the richest woman in the entire free world.

According to Crackman, himself and another unnamed as yet enforcement agent, both noticed the strange behavior of a very large black woman that seemed very out of place?

It was her very contorted mouth outline (shown in photo 2) that first drew the overhead security camera's to focus in on the suspect.

Found right under the suspects departure waiting seat were some 39 individual discarded Tootsie Roll wrappers (not to be confused with Snoop type of rappers) which Crackman says were an old smugglers trick to injest cocaine by mixing and chewing it with mixed in chewed tootsie rolls before swallowing in volume amounts.

"In refusing to step from the boarding checkpoint line, Mz. Winfrey had to be pushed some 68 feet by four Homeland Security Agents into the nearest screening room! stated Crackman."

"Also Mz Winfrey openly refused to be X-Rayed!" according to Crackman further adding that she kept yelling I'm OPRAH WINFREY YOU JEALOUS BASTARDS, YOU GESTAPO AGENTS CAN'T DO THIS TO ! I WANT MY LAWYER JOHNNY COCHRAN!"

(foot note) Johnny Lee Cochran best known for his defense of OJ Simpson passed away on March 29, 2005) leading Crackman to highly suspect that Mz. Winfrey was under the control of some very poitent narcotic!

However it was the required Strip Search that totally Opened the flood gates that was physically performed by special federal agent 31 year old former WWE womans middleweight champion Ronda Rousey that lead to the record sized discovery!

Said Rousey......."After four of us struggled to get her into cuffs behind her back, I lifted up the front of her long hemmed black dress and

I IMMEDIATELY DISCOVERED SHE HAD 81 POUNDS OF CRACK BETWEEN HER LEGS !

Booked on four separate felony charges, Oprah will first appear in Cook County Federal Court this coming Tuesday May 7 to enter her Pleas!

Agent Crackman also stated that Mz. Winfrey fully admitted to him that since President Barack Obama had left elected office, her OWN shows rating have dropped from first to last place thus she needed a quick fix!





sportsbuffHal 62M
184 posts
5/4/2019 5:34 pm

Just try to just imagine you can take a simple name and within a scant hour at most,produce a blog like the one above?.

Created and written at arapid fire pace and sounding so dam professionally written.

Trust me when i say, it provides one with such a high degree of accomplishment when being viewed not by hundred, thousands but by million over the past two decades...

The simple fact that no one in here but three or four now and then , ever comment shows the degree of impact my words bring to the table.

So how far are did you get before you even began to suspect this was a joke about Oprah having a giant crack for a crotch?????

Now realize that over half of what you read by the press, is bullshit designed for selfish gain!!!!!!

The nice use of wording is merely dressing to cover nakedness!!!


sportsbuffHal 62M
184 posts
5/5/2019 12:09 am

OPRAH CURRENTLY TIPPING THE SCALES AT HER RECORD 329 POUND WEIGHT, WAS FOUND TO HAVE BEEN CARRYING SOME 81 POUNDS OF PURE ATTACHED CRACK!!!

YES CERTAINLY EVERY BIT OF THAT CRACK BELONGED TO OPRAH !