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Casting call for “Monologues” Ya know gals, I am really surprised that none of you volunteered to write this piece of trash. I have read your naughty blogs. Many of you have at least a nodding acquaintance with this subject. But nooooooooooooo! “oh , I never Mr. Onewho !” Yeah, right! Ok, the casting call. I have it here on my recorder. I’ll play it back for you. Comon in , what’s yur name. “ Richard but every one calls me dick” Of course they do. Ok tell me, what can ya do for us? “Well I think I’m unique, special, even handsome” We all think that . You know what the gals say. “No what?” Ya seen one ya seen em all. “Oh” “I guess. I’m pretty average in size too.” Ain’t we all. “ I just want to be famous like what’s his name. No one will ever be that huge again. Forget it Leave yur number with the girl ok….I’ll call ya if anything comes up. This is gonna be harder than I thought. Hey shorty, yeh, you, common in . You’re next. |
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how 'bout that little nut on the planters can? maybe he'd like to have a go at it.
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