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onewhoyoudonotkn 81M
1094 posts
1/28/2006 9:30 am

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3/5/2006 9:29 pm

The Penis Monologues? And other thoughts

I was chatting with naughty Paris and equally naughty Drama and the V monologues came up because Drama had said she might be in it. Then Naughty Paris said something About someone should do the P monologues. I ( un-naughtily )said Paris should blog it. Paris reminded me that she is without one and I should blog it. So I think I will. I am not afraid to step over the George Carlin line by any means.
But there is a problem, and a confession. The confession: My gag blogs write themselves. Let me explain.
I’m driving along and see a road kill possum. My damaged brain says “look for the gag.” And the Possum fat gag is the result. See what I mean? I put “Possum fat” on my voice recorder and forget about it.
Hours or days later I set down to write and the gag writes itself.
Now the problem:
This great gag idea came from a very good story teller and was handed off to me.
It did not come from my damaged brain. So it won’t write itself. I have to create the damn thing!
This is not what I like to do, being lazy and all. I would much prefer it the other way via brain damage and self creation.
So I am going to hand it off again. You are all great writers. Who will do it?
We can all agree it is an important piece and needs to be blogged!
As Larry the Cable Guy says lets “ Getter Done!”

Thanks………………..Doug


Abelle2 83F
31257 posts
1/29/2006 4:24 am

Ha ha glad we get the end result of your damaged brain! Funny fella you are...Ann


drew2 76F
2784 posts
1/29/2006 5:06 am

give it a handle and let the monologue begin
one blog at a time...