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My profile by Baby the dog. AKA onehotdogie Gender: Woman dog Age: 2 years Body: A little extra padding Eyes: Brown and begging for you hunk stud Height: 20 inches Fur: Black and gold Fleas: None : Yes but have no idea where they are. Race: Arkansas Redneck Relocate: Get me out of this mad house! Yes, Yes, Yes. Status: Single Fixed: Yes What I am looking for in a man dog. The home you live in will be important. Your owner should be real rich and give us a lotta stuff. You need to live on a lot of property so we can run together. I want to get out of Arkansas, Florida would be ok if your house is air conditioned. L.A. is ok too. Cold climate dogs. Do not email me. If you live with a cat forget it! My owner ( that’s another story in itself ) likes a gal who lives in a place where it snows and gets cold and all. If they get together, I ain’t agoin. As Ole Willie says “ on the road again.” Have a nice life looser. Cats AND cold!………Sheesh! Your owner has to be willing to bring my Grandma to live with us. She is a sweet ole gal and no trouble at all. She will expect a little house to be built on your owners property and lots of catfish and pizza. She is in this with me and says she is cool with it. She could use a little adventure. I will expect to be the number one in the house. Get used to it. Breed is not important but looks are. NO lap dogs! A Lab or Shepard would be my first choice but I am flexible. No picture, no response from me. Nuff said? The most important thing for last. If you don’t blog, get another dog. Thanks……….onehotdogie |
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Funny! But what did I expect...Ann
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1/24/2006 9:41 pm |
Laughing ... this is great read both of them!!! Love your writings
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