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sparkleflit 71F
2882 posts
9/10/2019 1:10 pm
TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER




Trump Signs Executive Order Giving Him Control of Weather

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what some congressional Democrats are calling a flagrant example of Presidential overreach, Donald Trump on Tuesday signed an executive order giving him total control of the weather.

Under the terms of the order, Trump would assume the unilateral power to create all meteorological conditions, including but not limited to hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis, hail, sleet, and wintry mix.

After signing the order, a beaming Trump pronounced “total victory” over the weather, which he called “the enemy of the people.”

“I have been treated very unfairly the weather,” Trump said. “The weather is a horrible person.”

On Fox News, Sean Hannity praised Trump’s decision to seize control of the weather and compared it favorably to former President Barack Obama’s weather policy, which he called “a trainwreck.”

“Obama just let the weather run wild,” Hannity said.

Although Trump’s executive order is certain to face legal challenges, White House sources indicated the President was ready to press forward with an additional order giving him dominion over all living things, the planets, and the stars


sparkleflit 71F
5074 posts
9/10/2019 1:11 pm


lilium5 69F
2212 posts
9/10/2019 2:35 pm

.... it stands to reason Trump has final say - after all, it was Trump who created god in His own image.


butterfly21 70F
117 posts
9/10/2019 2:39 pm

lol lol


bijou649 70F
621 posts
9/10/2019 2:52 pm

Trump thinks the U.S. is just another sh*thole country with a dictator. His cabinet is being run like another episode of the Apprentice. Do and say what he wants or YOU'RE FIRED!!!!


bigblock46 73M
9373 posts
9/10/2019 3:16 pm

Lulu, its quite evident you are jealous over the fact you didn't get the job. It just you were so unqualified for the position.


CarolinaPanthera 58F
3129 posts
9/10/2019 3:49 pm

Yikes! Now you've gone and done it. You didn't spell out that your blog is satire. Prepare yourself for a visit from the angry old man with the soap box, stomping in waving his cane with fury.


Katie_au_lait 73F
6601 posts
9/11/2019 1:02 am

    Quoting CarolinaPanthera:
    Yikes! Now you've gone and done it. You didn't spell out that your blog is satire. Prepare yourself for a visit from the angry old man with the soap box, stomping in waving his cane with fury.
Sad when trump supporters can't recognise satire when they see it, isn't it?


sparkleflit 71F
5074 posts
9/11/2019 11:29 am

    Quoting bigblock46:
    Lulu, its quite evident you are jealous over the fact you didn't get the job. It just you were so unqualified for the position.
Your cleverness never disappoints.....(BTW, that was satire)......


CarolinaPanthera 58F
3129 posts
9/11/2019 1:24 pm

    Quoting sparkleflit:
    Your cleverness never disappoints.....(BTW, that was satire)......
Hehe