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sparkleflit 76F
5205 posts
8/25/2019 2:35 pm
BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE DISPLACED POLAR BEAR


The Borowitz Report....

The day after the White House took steps to weaken the Endangered Species Act, an irate polar bear has demanded a meeting with Donald J. Trump.

The bear, was described as “livid” by his spokesperson, has already begun his journey from the Arctic Washington to express his deep dissatisfaction with Trump.

“He has been ravenously hungry because of the destruction of his habitat,” the bear’s spokesperson said. “The latest news about the Endangered Species Act has not improved his mood.”

Although it is unclear whether a -on- meeting between Trump and the aggrieved bear will occur, a new poll indicates that a broad majority of Americans would strongly favor such a meeting.

The White House has, so far, issued no response the bear’s request, but the Vice-President, Mike Pence, has already refused a -on- meeting with a polar bear.


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
8/25/2019 2:36 pm


GLUMO 88F
9730 posts
8/25/2019 5:31 pm

Funny!


Trust in dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.(Khalil Gibran)


Archer62 83F
7052 posts
8/26/2019 2:03 am

VERY UNLIKELY THE MEETING WILL TAKE PLACE, CERTAIN PERSONS REFUSE TO ADMIT HOW DANGEROUS THE SITUATION IS.


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
8/26/2019 9:02 am

    Quoting starwomyn:
    Fortunately, most polar bears prefer hanging around Canada. Maple Syrup and Canadian Bacon are much tastier than United States politicians.
Their favourite breakfast is Alaskan Republicans.......


Shartaun03 81F
6169 posts
8/26/2019 10:40 pm

Very funny Sparkle......