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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? A pastor I know brought this to a meeting for fun. Thought I'd share. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic – Only one. Hands already in the air Pentecostal – Ten. One to change the light bulb, nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians – None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic – None. Candles only Baptists – At least 15. One to change the light bulb and 3 committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. Anglicans – 3. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. Methodists - Undecided Uniting - Whether your light is light, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish. Mormons – 6. Five wives to replace the bulb while husband reviews church lighting policy Lutherans – None. Lutherans don't believe in change Amish – What's a light bulb? Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there. |
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Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.
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I like these!!!
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ROFL!!!!! Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Hi guys, feel free to use. Glad you liked it. Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.
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