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6/13/2022 7:36 am

The Irish Cop

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4208 posts
6/13/2022 7:37 am

Thought we all needed a good laugh, things are getting too serious out there. If I want to read how bad things are going, I have my own news sources that tell me how bad the economy is and how gas prices keep going up... and I really don't need some talking head telling me that, I can fill up my truck and see how high the price has gone up!

So enjoy the funny my brother sent to me yesterday.

GOTTA LUV THE IRISH 🍀

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Elderly Irish cop.
He thinks that he is smarter than the old cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Irish cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop’s expense!
The old Irish cop says, “License and registration, please.”
London Lawyer says, “What for?”
Irish cop says, “Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
London Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
The old Irish cop says,
“Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please”
London Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Irish cop says,
“The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”
London Lawyer says,
“If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”
The old cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The old cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living sh!t out of the lawyer and says,
“Daeye want me to stop or just slow down?”

StarCandy1 69F

1811 posts
6/13/2022 7:59 am

LOL this is so funny ! And funny thing is, there is a lesson to be learned here !
I try not to read the debates in the blogs. U r so right about just turning on the news. And then I have a friend who will call about 4 times a day and ask if I heard what is going on !!!! LOL

Nileyears 71F

4208 posts
6/13/2022 8:24 am

StarCandy1

Thanks Candy, glad you enjoyed it.

LOL, I have a friend that does the same thing!! I tell her that there isn't much I can do about it, but if she has any ideas on how to fix things, have at it!! LOL, not like any political figure gives a crap, they aren't suffering, why would they even care?

Maudie1 74F

8151 posts
6/13/2022 8:33 am

I couldn't agree more, Niley. I watch our news every evening and that's more than enough for me, too much some days.

That sure showed the smarty pants, bet he was sorry he didn't keep his trap shut .

Fun joke, thanks for the

Nileyears 71F

4208 posts
6/13/2022 8:43 am

Maudie1

I know Maudie! I can't stand it much myself anymore! Nothing but bad news!

LOL, yep, the lawyer wasn't too smart when it came to dealing with a wise old cop!

Rocketship 80F