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WHAT'S THE SILLIEST SONG YOU EVER HEARD? Let's have some fun!!! I personally think the song by Randy Newman called "Short People" is the silliest one I ever heard. It can also offend some people. What song do you feel is the silliest? Please provide some lyrics to it. Here are some lyrics from "Short People": Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People `Round here Elaine Shuel |
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3/11/2016 1:04 pm |
Hi Elaine: Darn it, MrsJoe picked my song Purple People Eaters. I remember an interview years ago with the guy who wrote McArthur Park. He said he wrote it on a bet with someone that he could write the most meaningless weird lyrics and people would love the song anyway.
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Wow, I can't believe you love that song.  What are some of the lyrics to "Purple People Eater"? I never heard of it. Thanks Pat.  Elaine Shuel
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Thanks _JKH54. What are some of the lyrics? Elaine Shuel
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Hi Elaine: Darn it, MrsJoe picked my song Purple People Eaters. I remember an interview years ago with the guy who wrote McArthur Park. He said he wrote it on a bet with someone that he could write the most meaningless weird lyrics and people would love the song anyway. Now I am even more anxious to read the lyrics.Elaine Shuel
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Thanks Ya_Ya. That's a good choice. I have heard that song. Elaine Shuel
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A stoned Bob Dylan came up with this little ditty: Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat WRITTEN BY: BOB DYLAN Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, you must tell me, baby How your head feels under somethin’ like that Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, you look so pretty in it Honey, can I jump on it sometime? Yes, I just wanna see If it’s really that expensive kind You know it balances on your head Just like a mattress balances On a bottle of wine Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, if you wanna see the sun rise Honey, I know where We’ll go out and see it sometime We’ll both just sit there and stare Me with my belt Wrapped around my head And you just sittin’ there In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you It’s bad for your health, he said Yes, I disobeyed his orders I came to see you But I found him there instead You know, I don’t mind him cheatin’ on me But I sure wish he’d take that off his head Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, I see you got a new boyfriend You know, I never seen him before Well, I saw him Makin’ love to you You forgot to close the garage door You might think he loves you for your money But I know what he really loves you for It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Fossil  Thanks for the laugh, Fossil. Elaine Shuel
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Funny one, puzzles. He actually get paid for this song? lol Thanks. Elaine Shuel
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That song is a bit scary. Thanks again, puzzles. Elaine Shuel
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Is that an actual song, Bob? Elaine Shuel
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That is quite a song, Bob. Thank you. Elaine Shuel
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3/12/2016 10:10 am |
Is that an actual song, Bob? One of the dumbest ones that immediately comes to mind is The Thing.
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3/12/2016 10:11 am |
One of my all time favs.
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That's a funny one, Bob. Thanks for the lyrics. Elaine Shuel
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Emzie54, nice to meet you. Great song choice.  Made me smile. Thank you for your comment. Elaine Shuel
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It sure is. One of the dumbest ones that immediately comes to mind is The Thing. Elaine Shuel
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JustAFewAgn, I know that song. Yes it's a bit silly but I liked it somewhat too. Thanks for responding to my post. Elaine Shuel
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That's funny, Rubi. Is that a real song? Elaine Shuel
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You just answered my last question. Some of the lyrics are pretty good. Thanks Rubi. Elaine Shuel
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3/12/2016 8:17 pm |
Some of the lyrics stuck with me for over 50 years, but i couldn't remember the title. The words that I remembered were 'Get outta here with that boom-boom-boom, and don't come back no more'. Took a bit of googling to come up with it.
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I had asked for some lyrics to be included with your comment, _JKH54. I googled it myself since you wouldn't. Here it is: "Homegrown Tomatoes" Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better Than bacon & lettuce & homegrown tomatoes Up in the mornin' out in the garden Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one Plant 'em in the spring eat 'em in the summer All winter with out 'em's a culinary bummer I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin' Everytime I go out & pick me a big one Homegrown tomatoes homegrown tomatoes What'd life be without homegrown tomatoes Only two things that money can't buy That's true love & homegrown tomatoes You can go out to eat & that's for sure But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure Put 'em in a salad, put 'em in a stew You can make your very own tomato juice Eat 'em with egss, eat 'em with gravy Eat 'em with beans, pinto or navy Put 'em on the site put 'em in the middle Put a homegrown tomato on a hotcake griddle If I's to change this life I lead I'd be Johnny Tomato Seed 'Cause I know what this country needs Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see When I die don't bury me In a box in a cemetary Out in the garden would be much better I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes Elaine Shuel
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