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Unsafe_Sax_54 69M
1228 posts
1/24/2017 9:35 am
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FedEx has a sub-class of shipping called "Smart Post". The guideline is 10 BUSINESS days. I have a package coming from 300 miles away, same state. It was sent 300 miles PAST me to California. There is sits. For 5 days.

A Customer Service manager made the mistake of asking me what I would do. I told him I cram the 14"x14"x14" box up his butt. And opined that it would be delivered MUCH quicker.




Unsafe_Sax_54 69M
1590 posts
1/24/2017 9:36 am

Of course, if it was someone like Blower, he might enjoy it and delay the package even longer.


MrsJoe 76F
17420 posts
1/24/2017 10:41 am

I once had two packages coming from about equal distances away. The first came by USPS, and arrived in 2 days. The other one was coming FedEx..... it went 300 miles to the north of us, then 180 miles to the south of us, then a little closer and was transferred to the USPS. It took 6 days for us to get it. Grrrr.

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