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Proof of the Roswell Alien Theory What do we ALWAYS talk about when it comes to alien abduction? ANAL PROBES I'm going in for a colonoscopy tomorrow. I'm convinced they're using alien technology against us. |
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I'm also pretty sure cell phones are also part of an alien plot to degrade the human race.....
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I'm still trying to figure out "smart" phones. Do people use smart phones because the phone is smarter than they are, or do they use them to make themselves smarter?  Good luck on that procedure tomorrow. Hope all is well in the end.  Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Excellent point. I've always felt that people should not use technology which is smarter than they. If everyone followed this theory, cellular companies would be out of business before morning.
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Smart phones are to dumb us down. Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.
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