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Fatboy and the FBI "Hello. Federal Bureau of Investigation" "This is superspecialsecretagent codename Fatboy" "Yes yes fatboy - what can we do for you today?" "I want to report another felonious threat on a past President" "OK OK - tell me all about it" "One of those awful, mean chatters who doesn't recognize my magnificence has threatened to shoot President Polk in the ass with a spitwad" "What????" "Yes - it's all here. I have copied, pasted, and am fully prepared to email my evidence" "OK - take all you evidence. Mail it to 'insanerant.org'. And then STOP CALLING US". "Roger. Wilco. Six-two-and-even. Over and out" |
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Hilarious script. Made me think of the bumbling Pink Panther or Maxwell Smart.  Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Stay tuned for my next threat: running over JFK with a Japanese Destroyer.......
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