Blog : This is for Good CarMa and her dickathon

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7/31/2006 2:02 pm

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This is for Good CarMa and her dickathon

Two guys were going on a date with their girlfriends, both had hairlips. They decided to stop by the drugstore for condoms.
One guy said, give me the mfifty thents. He came back and told the other one, boy that guy ith a thupid thomabitch. The other one asked, why and the first one replied, he thaid he din unnerthand me, thaid I talked funny. The second one took the mfifty thents and came back out saying...boy you thure were right,he ith a thupid somabitch... I told him we were taking girlth out and needed 2 wubbers. The guy said, what? I thaid wubbers, wubbers you know wubbers. The man thtill dint unnersthand so I took my becker out and laid it on the counter, took my mfifty thents and laid it on the counter. He took his becker out and laid it on the counter and it wath this much bigger and that thupid thomabitch took my mfifty thents!

Hawkslayer 88M

13345 posts
7/31/2006 4:20 pm

Well, that's a coincidence. someone told me that very same joke just this last weekend. It's a good one and I laughed again today when I read it.

Well, I can't think of a good dick joke, but I know a good one about the opposite gender's genitalia.

I want you to imagine a small grassy clearing, deep in the jungles of darkest Africa. Two cannibals sit there making idle conversation while they eat their dinner.

"Do you know something? My wife's vagina stinks rotten." Says the first cannibal.

"Does it really?" Says the second cannibal, "Why don't you push it to the side of your plate and eat your fries first?"

Alfie..

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.

Abelle2 83F

31242 posts
7/31/2006 4:47 pm

hahahaha to hawkslayer's comment!