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3/15/2012 1:06 pm

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A shovel

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3/15/2012 4:28 pm

Just like a woman!! You forgot to mention my post-holin' shovel, didn't you? I'm surprised at you disclosing that this Crabby Old Man was full of s---. I had already told you I wanted to keep the fact that I was very severely constipated a secret from the general populace. Now everyone knows! I'll never be able to take a crap again without thinking of all the bloggers who have read this blog and know about my painful and unusual bowel stoppage.

Alfie...

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.

spiritwoman45

3/15/2012 4:35 pm

Definitely snow shovel on the butt - little harm and lots of noise. If he runs you can entertain the neighbors chasing him. Hey, maybe a team event at a bash?

Spiritwoman ^i^

dinty3 80M

3364 posts
3/15/2012 5:28 pm

Sounds like she may turn you into a crabbyapple tree. Hide those shovels Alfie.