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Abelle2 83F
3603 posts
8/25/2011 7:51 am

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HIS butt...

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Robyn5 83F

8/25/2011 9:00 am

Ann, I think your arse is only the size of Ireland, where you are attached to in every way. Ireland is a nice shape, sort of narrow at the top, and a nice little bump at the bottom, and thats what your arse is like. Now tell that to Alfie, and see what he has to say. I think Ireland is the smallest country on the world map.


Hawkslayer 88M
13354 posts
8/25/2011 2:06 pm

I actually name the continent your arse is the size of and that continent is Europe. About you thinking your butt may be smaller than mine, when I was in the military I was entered in Regimental records as "Alfie the Arseless Assistant Assassin from Ashford in Ashfield" So that should answer your question.

Alfie...

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Abelle2 83F
31246 posts
8/25/2011 2:51 pm

    Quoting Hawkslayer:
    I actually name the continent your arse is the size of and that continent is Europe. About you thinking your butt may be smaller than mine, when I was in the military I was entered in Regimental records as "Alfie the Arseless Assistant Assassin from Ashford in Ashfield" So that should answer your question.

    Alfie...
Actually arseless ain't about Alfie's arse anymore!


spiritwoman45

8/25/2011 3:14 pm

    Quoting Hawkslayer:
    I actually name the continent your arse is the size of and that continent is Europe. About you thinking your butt may be smaller than mine, when I was in the military I was entered in Regimental records as "Alfie the Arseless Assistant Assassin from Ashford in Ashfield" So that should answer your question.

    Alfie...
But how long ago were you in the military? Certainly there must have been some expansion since then. Anne - be grateful. The butt thief came in and stole some of ours when we were sleeping or something. Then maybe it just migrated and that is where the stuff around the middle came from! As I said before, I weigh what I did in high school and wear the same size but it sure isn't where it was then!!!!

Spiritwoman ^i^


B00Radley61 74M

8/25/2011 4:35 pm

Reminds me of that dreaded Question: Does this dress make my butt look too big?

And the answer that many men would love to give...but don't dare:

"It isn't the dress.


Just because you have silenced a man does not mean you have changed his mind.


Abelle2 83F
31246 posts
8/25/2011 5:17 pm

    Quoting B00Radley61:
    Reminds me of that dreaded Question: Does this dress make my butt look too big?

    And the answer that many men would love to give...but don't dare:

    "It isn't the dress.
Alfie...don't you dare use this line! Wanna keep eating or should I say, breathing!


frenchsalsa2 77F
7809 posts
8/25/2011 7:38 pm

Anne, you and Hawk crack me up!

Hey I've met both of you and you my dear Anne, look mahhhhvelous! I know what I'd do in your case and we won't mention it here LOL


ltw222 75M
7793 posts
8/26/2011 6:25 am

Singapore.

Lee

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For tomorrow will soon be in the past