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A JOKE WITH A MORAL ....... Once there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and was hailed by both the King and Queen as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick . . . You can guess what happened next !! The moral of the story - "A promise made is a debt unpaid". Promises are just words, when they are not fulfilled, you'll pay the consequences. I hope you have understood the moral in this short story. Thank you for your read and views. Keep smiling but pay your debt. Sincerely, Lisa.          |
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Funny story, Lisa.  The sad lesson I have learned in life is, to some people their word is their bond but to others that isn't the case. I strongly believe in my word being my bond. Unfortunately I know others have been burned and I have too, by others with a different philosophy.Elaine Shuel
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JKH, hi Thanks for your your comments and have a nice day. Lisa.
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Hank, hi, Your comments are really so daring, which I do not appreciate eventually.. Your diversion of the moral, is pesky, vexing and bothersome as well as distorting. Your fantasy is deceptive for sure. I have never messaged you before and will never as well. And besides, I surely have my worthy man in case of need. Your delusion seems to be a sort of mental disorder. You rather seek cure for it. Good luck !!  Lisa. 
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Aloha my dear friend, hello, Thanks for your appreciable visit and comments. You are quite correct in your above thoughts which are really meaningful. Thanks again my dear friend, Aloha. and enjoy your day. Lisa, 
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LakeWaler, hi, Thanks for your visit and your comments. As it is only for a moral within the joke itself, I would advice you to better not seek for any antidote, the best thing is to keep one's promise whatever it may be. To avoid any unexpected consequence. Have a nice day LakeWalker and keep this moral always. It will definitely serve everyone in the future. Lisa, 
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Elaine dear, hi, How right you are in your above comments which I do appreciate. I totally agree with you, as lots of people do not keep their promises, these are just words for them either to kill the time and keep the other side hoping. But to fulfill them, it is naught or nil. I did survive it too and that's what made me to disbelieve these types of promises really. Am so glad reading from you Elaine, I hope everything is going fine at your side and I wish you all my best. Enjoy your day Elaine. My kind regards to you. Lisa.
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Mary Ann, hi dear, I appreciate so much as usual your visit and your nice comments. Thank you for liking this moral joke Mary Ann. It is in a way meaningful for all. Have a pleasant dear. With my kind regards, Lisa.
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Fossil hello, I appreciate so much your visit and your pleasant comments, Fossil. Thank you very much for all. Hope reading from you always, thanks again and enjoy your day and my best wishes for your wife and family. Lisa.
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Tom hi, Thank you so much for your opinion on my comments responding to that mean one you have read. It was unwise to directly refer the wish to me, which I didn't appreciate at all. I would have let it pass IF it was said otherwise, for example: He could have said "If you know someone who wears such bra and so on..." but to address it direct to me, it was stupid and unrespectful, therefore I DO NOT CONSIDER IT AS A JOKE !!. If anyone else could accept it but NOT ME. Have I named anyone from this site on the above joke in such a way? NO, I always take care of this, cause I like to respect everyone whomever he/she is. One must know his limit. The above moral joke as you have above mentioned, is known and you have heard it yourself before. Thank you again Tom, I appreciate your opinion on this matter and on my response to it as well. You have courageously shown your point on it. I gladly applaud you.  I wish you a pleasant day and a wonderful weekend too. Enjoy it. My kind regards to you, Lisa.
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Hank re-hi, As I never leave any post on blog unresponded, I am hereby replying to your latest one on here. MAYBE YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR PRECEDENT COMMENTS WERE MORE RUDE, DISRESPECTFUL AND IMPOLITE THAN MY RESPONSE TO THEM, ON MY ABOVE BLOG !!??. MY HUMOR IS CONSIDERABLY UNLIKE YOURS, AM SORRY. I AM NOT OF THIS SORT. I DON'T THINK THAT A RETORT BACK, SHOULD HURT YOU, SHOULD IT!!??. EVEN IF YOU PRETEND YOUR COMMENTS AS A JOKE, YOU COULD HAVE USED ANY FICTIVE NAME AND NOT DIRECTED IT TO ME AS SUCH. HAVE I USED YOUR NAME/HANDLE IN THAT MORAL JOKE OR IN ANY OF MY PREVIOUS BLOGS??. NEVER, I DIDN'T AND WILL NEVER DO IT AS WELL. THIS IS NOT IN MY CHARACTER AND BEHAVIOR. I ALWAYS RESPECT EVERYONE AS HE/SHE IS AND AVOID OFFENDING ANYONE AS LONG AS NO ONE OFFENDS ME TOO. YOUR HUMOR REMAINS YOURS EVENTUALLY AND IF IT PLEASES YOU TO POST SUCH, YOU CAN DO IT ELSEWHERE BUT SURELY NOT ON MY BLOG. I DO NOT ENTERTAIN SUCH TYPE AT ALL, AM SORRY. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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