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looklook 84M
4578 posts
10/4/2016 10:54 am

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10/15/2016 11:18 pm

Just for a change


Just for a change!


Two politicians are having lunch together; all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "You are lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."

The candidate went to his doctor to get the report of his brain scam. The doctor told him that he had some bad news for the candidate. He said further, “First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side." The candidate interrupted the doctor, "Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" ?" The doctor replied, "That’s true, but your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left.”

I borrower of a bank who happens to be a poliitician, received an e-mail from his bank which reads as under:
“Your payments are outstanding”.
The borrower replied,” Thanks for the compliment.”


Sources: Various sources.







looklook 84M
3925 posts
10/4/2016 11:24 am

Nothing to do with politics!


MrsJoe 76F
17412 posts
10/4/2016 4:49 pm

Funny ones! Thank you.

Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


GLUMO 90F
9746 posts
10/4/2016 8:36 pm




Trust in dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.(Khalil Gibran)


looklook 84M
3925 posts
10/4/2016 10:01 pm

Thanks for stopping by and for your meaningful response. Hope, you get a Government of your likings by next January, 2017.
Have a nice time.


looklook 84M
3925 posts
10/4/2016 10:08 pm

    Quoting MrsJoe:
    Funny ones! Thank you.
Thank you so much for your response. Have a pleasant time..


looklook 84M
3925 posts
10/4/2016 10:13 pm

Thanks for your response.friend. Stay happy and cheerful.