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Modern Courtship and Love Cyber Dating Cyber Love is the latest thing, Meet your mate online Easier and safer than a telephone ring, And her picture looks just fine. Met my love in an internet whirl We shared our honest lies about our charms. Borrowed a pic to send to the girl Didn't have to shave, or paste my underarms, Picked her up at 8 for our cyber date, And the cyber food dinner was a bore. The food was unfullfilling but I hoped that she'd be willing As I hinted we should head out of the door. But she wanted to dance, and I was wary of that chance. Because for cyber dancing I was not at my best Was hoping for romance but I ultimately split my pants When my weight crushed my keyboard and then I fell off of my desk. (Bridge) I thought techno age advance, would give me a second chance without the drama, to find love in the modern technological style. Cos I still have nightmares, from a painful injury wherein I suffered lots of trauma, as a young man trying phone sex in the old days on a rotary dial! (Brief instrumental) I'm the kind of gus who takes safety serious But love on the internet can mean vexation lingers Frustrations mounted up, auto-correct made me delerious cos I just can't type with all those condoms on my fingers. Met another girl on my computer and I did my best to suit her, We shared some wild adventures running free. I knew she'd be my loved one; Thought I could push all the right buttons, But I just can't get Lara Croft to marry me. GBU all, Gavin |
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A tune I'm working on.
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A cute, humorous, and whimsical take on cyber dating. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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What FUN~~~ 
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too many are too chicken to get beyond the keyboards. Abracadabra 
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   Trust in dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.(Khalil Gibran)
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