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A baker's dozen of Christmas groaners (It would be pretentious to call them jokes!!!) Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? A: Cookie sheets! Q: How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? A: Fleece Navidad! Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple! Q: In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas? A: EVERY year! Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes! Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? A: A Holly Davidson! Q: How does a snowman lose weight? A: He waits for the weather to get warmer! Q: What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? A: RUDE-olph! Q: Why does Santa work at the North Pole? A: Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole! Q: Why did the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drum sticks! Q: What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? A: Snow! Q: What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs? A: Anything you want! He can’t hear you! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite! |
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Someone has been raiding the Christmas Crackers early I see.
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 Groaners for sure.... BUT.... Good ones~~~ 
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Groaners for sure, but funny. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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I agree ... groaners but I did chuckle reading them 
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I groaned and at the same time.
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