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Some Chinese- English fun Acquaintance of mine just arrived back from Beijing on business. She brought a copy of the hotel brochure home as it was so well translated. I am sure some of this is a little contrived - but funny nonetheless. Getting to the hotel: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore and you will feel the pleasure of passing water. You will know you are nearing the hotel when you go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall as he always tries to have intercourse with guests. The Hotel: This is a family hotel and are very welcome. We are also quite happy to accept adultery. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar in order to expose themselves to other guests but ladies are not allowed to have their babies in the bar. The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. During dinner our string quartet will circulate round the tables and fiddle with you. Your Room: Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter every room is on heat. The balconies all have outstanding views with beautiful obscenity. The Beds: Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ask the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. She will also squeeze your trousers if you ask. |
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The name of that hotel please? sounds like a fun place to stay.
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11/15/2014 3:41 pm |
There are differences between British and American English that can cause embarrassment at times. E.g. Knock me up in the morning
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Too funny for words
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