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StillHaveIt2007 79M
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10/25/2016 11:37 am
the senior home incident


On my first day at the senior complex, the manager addressed the new seniors pointing out her rules.

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At that point I asked, "How much for a season pass?”

As a result, I'm in search of another retirement home...