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how to be safe in the US of A I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the oppressive Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. I then purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the yard. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies watch the house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT Security charged me. I bought burkas for wife and and I wear a Saudi thobe when shopping. When we travel in our outfits everyone moves out of our way and security refused to pat us down Safe at last in the USA. What a country! |
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Ouch! I agree with Fossil.
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