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some fun at the hospital! I am a senior citizen. I got ill and was in the hospital for a few days. There was one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little . She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, 'And how are we doing this morning?'. Or, 'Are we ready for a bath?', or, 'Are we hungry?' I had had enough of this particular nurse. So, at breakfast I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand. Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So, guess where the apple juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. 'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.' At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.' The nurse fainted... I just smiled. DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE |
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That is SO funny! My mom, a nurse, had a cartoon where a nurse pointed away, to an intern of some sort, saying. "and we keep the bed pans in the freezer over there."
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