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Health Update I have recently been informed by my doctor that there are no myotrichon glondulars in my cornea. I had felt it prudent to consult him about this, when I first began experiencing painful difficulties standing on my head in the shower to rinse soap from the bottoms of my feet. At this writing, I am hoping the condition is treatable, notwithstanding the fact that there is no such thing as a myotrichon glondular. But we are not giving up hope for a miracle cure. New research is advancing more each day. My thanks to all those who have included me in their prayers. Your cards and letters have been a great source of comfort. Note: Please don't believe any of the above paragraphs, primarily due to the fact that this is all BS. However, for those of you who wish to support the Myotrichon Glondular Foundation, please send your donations to me personally, and make checks payable to cash. (Visa and Mastercard accepted.) With your help, we can end this terrible waste of my gambling debts and relieve the suffering of so many of one of us. Thank you for your support and generosity. My name is GavinLS, and I approved this message. (Paid for by the Committee to Prevent Knee Fractures thru missed payments to loan sharks and gambling debts. No part of this message may be used for purposes of sense.) GREETINGS EARTHLINGS! I COME IN PEACE! TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. Klatu, baraba nicto. |
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Geeze Louise Gavin!!! Your first paragraph had me all a-dither!!!! SMACK!!! STRAIGHTEN UP & FLY RIGHT, MY FRIEND!!!!  
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8/26/2012 4:42 pm |
At least you are in line with the recent political adds I have been receiving! Spiritwoman ^i^
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  Life needs more GavinLS. I had never heard of that dreaded disease and now I know why....'cause you were BSing us!! Nuthin' wrong with that... THANKS!!
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8/26/2012 5:50 pm |
Gavin great post. I’m laughing my ass off, also thinking that might be one of the reasons George W Bush implemented socialized healthcare in Iraq.
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I fully support the foundations and the committees - a stream of stolen uncovered cheques follows.  Thanks for the laff, Gavin.  "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra
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LOL Gavin, sheeesh I was almost ready to g00gle that health problem until I read further. SMACK SMACK big time LOL
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8/27/2012 8:09 am |
Hi Gavin: Glad your glondulars didn't go missing.
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