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Tales From St Pete..........a Large Time .....As always the Florida Bash seems to bring out the best in people. Must be the weather or maybe the ocean, but after all is said and done it was the people. We all are different but those differences were in the dumpster outside the Hotel for 4 wonderful days (& nights)......Seems like everytime I said Hi to Rosie Rosie a gargantuan hug ensued. She should have gotten the Hug Trophy. What a charming lady she was. OK 60minman tell us what you did....Well the day of the dinner/dance that morning I got a lap dance from a coonskin cap belonging to Country girl one would have to have been there to see it. That afternoon they decide to have the sexy men leg contest. Not having shorts on I thought I would escape however I was told to pull my pants up and walk the line. Sure glad they didn't tell me to drop my pants. I did walk the line showing my legs but I was no match for Honest Injun for I think he received all the votes. Next came pass the cuke. Here I was with a big cucumber between my legs trying to give it to Meme. She kept telling me to get it up get it up. Seems like that's the story of my life I just couldn't give it to her. It wouldn't go up and she couldn't get low enough.....Next came the plunger toilet roll event. Here I am this time with a plunger between my legs trying to poke it in the toilet paper hole between Memes legs. She kept yelling "slide it in" I said "you've squeezed it shut", she said "push harder" I said "its no use the stick went down"......Finally after two losses It wasn't to enthused about the balloon butt race. Well I at least had to save face so Meme and I were entrants. With a balloon between our butts we got off to a slow start, but with a massive effort we both found a rhythm and finished a close second. Redemption at last.......You know I am so glad that this was a Senior event for I would not want my to witness the craziness. After years of raising them to be responsible sensible adults they probably would say my god look what raised us!!............ "The cause of America is in a great measure the cause of all mankind."....T. Paine |
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11/4/2009 1:17 am |
Sounds pretty dicey to me, Rich, LOL LOL. Maybe someday Sandy and I can go to one and meet all you lovely folks. Thanks so much for the great laughs, reading your post. Mike    "Think Foto Friday -- it's good for what ails ya!" --- Unknown
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Thanks Richard...I loved your descritpions of the games.....and ya know I just don't give a pass on the sexy legs contest..ya legs..you are in....LOL Thanks so much for joining in the fun....even the other hotel guests enjoyed the craziness and they were young..LOL!!It was great to see you both again! Some believe in destiny, some believe in fate. I believe that happiness is something we create 
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Richard - If you can't get it up for Meme you have a major problem. I guess Viagra wouldn't have helped in this case, would it? Alfie...
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I don't know your children but I kinda think that if they saw Dad in action they would have said........Way to go Dad!!  
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11/4/2009 8:45 am |
Now that does sound like a 'LARGE' time was had by all. I loved the descriptions of the games... they sound hilarious...the dialogue was even better....lol I was giggling all through it. Hmmm... Hon.. there's always next year .............. Sandy Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. J. Petit Senn
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Yes, we had a super LARGE time and we owe a lot of thanks to Michianaredhead for all her wonderful efforts, her creativity, her extra hard work and yet enjoying every moment! For those of you who can't get into FB for bash pics, you can always check out Larry's photos on picture trail under his old handle 'larry2luv4u' or mine (I only posted a few) as 'frenchsalsa2'. Please feel free to comment and enjoy.
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I shoulda warned to stay aways from that suthin girl!  ,,, thanks for the great description..... wish i had been therethe older the girl, the harder it is blow smoke up her azz, quote 2 1/2 men 
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11/9/2009 11:02 am |
If you go, I go! I plan to hot-tub in my undies (after I've deleted everyone's picture files from their computer) then do a Keith Moon on the room (while the 80 year-old, five-foot security guard) is still in my bed. And what I can do with a cucumber, a.k.a. "The Duke of Cuke," I'm waaaaay better with an audience. Best of all, we'll all get to read about it on SFF from November, 2010...... 'til Christmas, 2023.
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