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Columbo - The Ultimate Investigator !! Ah, sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir. . ... Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir. Um . . I know you're busy, and important and stuff. I mean, running the country is very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir. I will only take a minute. Ok, Sir? See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things. Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow! I saw something like that in a museum once. Oh, sorry Sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn't think so... Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available." I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read it to you. Could you please help me find these things, Sir? 1. Occidental College records -- Not released 2. Columbia College records -- Not released 3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available" 4. Harvard College records -- Not released 5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released 6. Medical records -- Not released 7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available 8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available 9. Law practice list -- Not released 10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released 11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released 12. Record of your baptism -- Not available 13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?) 14. Why your wife has 29 assistants - at a cost of $4.9 million? 15. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student? 16. Which country's "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981? 17. Why you have 26 social security numbers? Why the one you use was issued the first time to a man in Conn who is no longer alive? 18. What are the 84 alias that you use? Really 84!!! Oh and one more thing Mr. President, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir? Oh, but hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out.. I'll be back tomorrow. And the day after. . ... What's that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things? We the People of the United States of America ! You know, the ones that vote. OMG - OBAMA MUST GO!!! |
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7/27/2012 4:57 pm |
Mr Transparency, right? Boo, hiss!!!! There is only one thing standing between nobama and Marxist tyranny: We, the People!!
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7/27/2012 6:42 pm |
I got an email today from my Son In Law that he had gotten from his Brother. It listed a few of the rules in Obama Care one of them being if you are 76 years old or older you will get no treatment for cancer. There were several other rules in the email that were upsetting to me Like Nancy Pelosi said we will pass it then we will read it. I think that the American People should hold a Nationwide Vote to make the Unions and Politicians have Obamacare. As a matter of fact Obama and his Brood should be forced to use it also.
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7/28/2012 8:17 am |
roseslady - I will tell you like I have told left wing liberals and cancuks. I am a conservative - have been one all my life. We live in America where you are free to disagree with my views of life. Please feel free to avoid reading my blogs. I do not agree with the way Obama is not leading America and I will spend my energy to try and ensure that Obama is unemployed come November 7, 2012.
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7/28/2012 3:07 pm |
LOL good one rusty. Colombo was cool. He might have made a great weapons inspector as well. eh?
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7/28/2012 4:30 pm |
Rich, you are spouting a pyramid scheme. You do get your "stuff" free if enough people buy from you, right? This is "not" the place to be advertising. It is against the rules of this site. There is only one thing standing between nobama and Marxist tyranny: We, the People!!
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