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FLOATING2 58M
69 posts
2/12/2012 11:20 am
JOKES--EVERY WOMAN HAS THREE EYES


A house wife would live in a village with her mother in law and a husband . Mother in law would not allow anything to eat for house wife.So day by day the house wife became thick and thin.She thought ,if days go more in such way ,i must die,But there was no shortage of food in their family.One day house wife's husband brought a bunch of bananas from his field and gave it to his mother .Mother in law told her sons wife"dont eat this banana,i have three eyes,two eyes on my head front side,another eye is on my back side ,if you eat banana i shall see every thing, from front or back side.Next day the house wife was very hungry,she went to her mother in law and said her "mother give me some thing to eat,i can not tolerate my appetite.Mother in law replied,"no ,you will get food at night,one time in a day.Be aware , dont take any banana,i kept it by counting.House wife decide a thing in mind, today i shall give you a good lesson.house wife started to take one by one banana from the bunch and moved it back to her mother in law and ate.When all banana finished,she went to sleep.By this time the mother in law went to see the banana,she saw no banana there ,only a bunch,She started to say,my naughty sons wife ate every thing,i must beat you.The house wife replied "mother in law,yes i ate every thing just to showing you,your back eye allowed me to eat,so where is my fault.Mother in law under stood "this is the offense of her third eye,(never think himself over cleaver}



dinty3 80M
3364 posts
2/12/2012 2:34 pm

Good moral to the story Floating. Thank you.