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ackman1465 73M
1742 posts
10/14/2009 10:52 am

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9/4/2010 10:43 pm

Movie ideas...


I went to see the movie "Inglorious Basterds" last weekend.... What a great show... lot's of shoot 'em up and special effects and blood and guts...

Now..... I'm inspired to make a screenplay for a whole host of similar movies, building on this concept....

And,.... I thought I'd put out a call to my SFF friends for some help... So.... please feel free to offer suggestions for these movies..... title and VERY basic story line, as follows:

Inconsiderate Bas**rds: About people who go to the "Express" checkout line in the grocery store with MORE THAN 12 items....

Incontinent Bas**rds: About a bunch of old men who have "those" problems.... and how they handle it....

Indelible Bas**rds: About a group of dry-cleaners who work together to figure out how to mark their customers' garments without leaving a stain from the cleaning process....

Insignificant Bas**rds: About people who are just John or Jane Doe[s]... but who are drama kings and queens who think the whole world revolves around them...

Intercontinental Bas**rds: About people who travel by air all over the world....

Please feel free to offer additional titles that I could use... and help me with details that I might include in THESE scripts...

Thanx....

Abelle2 83F
31246 posts
10/14/2009 11:38 am

You may be onto something.......


FreshEmerald

10/14/2009 11:43 am

Patton's B**tards: Those who served under the General and had the gaul to die for their country.


Kieralyn2 74F

10/14/2009 2:49 pm

I know some of you less conservative types can improve on these so please reuse if desired... ... Ackman deserves some good comments, but here are mine

Insatiable bastards.... uh I'm talking CHOCOLATE but you could add an unidentified flying object that needs batteries

Inclement bastards..... living in Wisconsin in the winter and needing a 12 pack of lienenkugel with dinner to keep warm and having outerwear hanging all over the chairs, tables and radiators when company comes so there is no where to sit and entertain so love is lost

Indecent bastards. ummm getting served baaaad coffeee and boycotting the restaurant resulting in a seinfieldesque adventure


drew2 76F
2784 posts
10/14/2009 4:50 pm

insolent bastards - a reality show based on who can multi-task the most while driving down the highway at neck-breaking speeds ...


Hawkslayer 88M
13351 posts
10/14/2009 5:07 pm

Arrogant Basterds - About a group of people who think the sun shines out of their arses. This could be the prequel to one of your choices, in which they find out the truth:

Incontinent Bas**rds: About a bunch of old men who have "those" problems.... and how they handle it....

Alfie...

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.


ackman1465 73M

10/16/2009 10:19 am

I've added Intergalactic Bas***ds.... A gang of miscreants who do their misdeeds throughout the Universe.....

And Internecine Bas***ds, who do mayhem and don't care if ANYBODY survives it....