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spiritwoman45
22314 posts
11/13/2015 10:07 am
Same Crap, New Method of Expression


This came in my e-mail yesterday and a light bulb went off in my head. Texting is just the current way people give us sh@@.

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise.


Spiritwoman ^i^


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
11/13/2015 10:56 am

I love it....LOL


Abelle2 83F
31227 posts
11/13/2015 11:11 am


GavinLS2 69M
1525 posts
11/13/2015 11:38 am

LOLOLOL!!!

GBU,

Gavin


hermitinthecity 70M
1696 posts
11/14/2015 2:42 am

Gives you the warm fuzzies dont it? lol

Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.


dinty3 80M
3364 posts
11/14/2015 9:01 am

Good one Spirit